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Old 09-30-2018, 02:53 AM   #676
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Old 09-30-2018, 01:00 PM   #677
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I sneezed while brushing my teeth and my back seized up.

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Old 09-30-2018, 07:10 PM   #678
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Your makeup, toiletries, and meds need their own suitcase when you travel.
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Old 10-01-2018, 11:11 AM   #679
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I'm in bed by 9pm.
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Old 10-24-2018, 10:07 PM   #680
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Old 10-24-2018, 11:37 PM   #681
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Well.. there's always... uh.... uh.... crap.. I can't remember..
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Old 10-24-2018, 11:57 PM   #682
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I take more time in the bathroom
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Old 10-24-2018, 11:58 PM   #683
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Old 10-25-2018, 12:22 AM   #684
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