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Old 05-27-2013, 02:46 AM   #1
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This is Married & Flirting...
We've all gone through the dreaded "will you marry me" question..
And out here, we've done the "wanna be my cyber-see-me-play-with-my thingamiejig?"

So propose to the person who posted before you...
Can be flowery, romantic whatnots...

Open minded & fun people

(Maybe its appropriate for Valentine's day? Bleeeerrrrrgh!)

Fear Not: unlike in marriage, any "I DO" said in this thread can be deleted by you or a mod! Plus it's fake anyway... So no one is married to no one on the site got that? Huh? Got it?
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Old 05-27-2013, 02:55 AM   #2
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would you please be my lover my al my everything
my hunny smoochy and my cuddle bunny
WOULD YOU BE MY SWEET BABOO?
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Old 05-27-2013, 02:58 AM   #3
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You like classic; I like country
You like cotillions; I like a good ol' hoedown
You like pretty dresses and Chanel; I like jeans and the smell of horse leather
You like French and a nice salad; I like a steak and beans
You like limousines; I like a pick up truck

I think we're perfect for each other; will you marry me?
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Old 05-27-2013, 03:00 AM   #4
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You know, sweet thing, if we get married, we could do this EVERY night!!!

Let's do it ... and then, we'll get married!
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Old 05-27-2013, 03:04 AM   #5
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you are so confused and not clear on the concept of this thread would you please be my buddy and accompany me to the shrink
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Old 05-27-2013, 04:00 AM   #6
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I propose to send Cad a case of his favorite beer...and a 52" plasma TV complete with X-box and two tickets to the hottest strip club in town

I know..not THAT sort of proposal ..but hey!..its a good 'un!
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Old 05-27-2013, 11:17 AM   #7
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Father Jack.. will you marry me to my sexy man of my own choosing? You are a catholic Priest aren't you ?
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Old 05-27-2013, 11:19 AM   #8
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would you please be my lover my al my everything
my hunny smoochy and my cuddle bunny
WOULD YOU BE MY SWEET BABOO?
Yes! If you like to play hunting! You can keep calling me such names & I can come running after you with sharp implements or a rolling pin
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Old 05-27-2013, 11:29 AM   #9
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Won't you be my snookoe yukums
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Old 05-27-2013, 11:57 AM   #10
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Artemis and Caddie.. would you both marry me. Caddie can run our business, while Artemis and I become famous gay botanist lovers. We'll hybridize penis plants, and Caddie can be our spin doctor to drum up publicity and funds for our research grants.
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Old 05-27-2013, 12:13 PM   #11
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Score its Bailey

Bailey would you lead my harem?
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Old 05-27-2013, 12:21 PM   #12
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Bailey~ and SunnyD would you pose for me, while I create an artistic masterpiece with a complex composition filled with deep and meaningful symbolism?
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Old 05-27-2013, 12:53 PM   #13
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I've been reading all your highly intelligent posts and would love to have you forever! Oh will you marry me?
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Old 05-27-2013, 01:05 PM   #14
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highly intelligent posts???? LOL Sando7 I think I love you....
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Old 05-27-2013, 01:11 PM   #15
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So is that a yes!!!! Need to call the family
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Of course it a yes....Now I need to find my good sandals
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Ok I'll wear my good panties or no panties I don't know so much to decide
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be gentile......Oh who am I kidding....ride me like a rented mule on hot pavement
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Old 05-27-2013, 01:32 PM   #19
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Ok skip the wedding we will just live in sin! Oh already am ok we will much more fun
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Oxygen....someone call the paramedics, warm up the paddles...Oh my. blood rushing to my naughty bits...
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HIBoy, I can't post any pictures on here or I would leave a trail of doggy biscuits from your profile page to mine so you could find me. They would be Katy-tasty and smell like bacon (the biscuits...I can always dab some bacon all over my body if you'd like)

I've noticed you for days now. Your relaxed hippy posture. The cool way you hang back and the eclectic way you choose your words and phrases. You're SO much hipper than the other dudes on here. Every time I see you online, my heart skips a beat. Make that 10. I might have to stop coming on here, as I might go into cardiac arrest. But, it will be worth it if you know CPR.

I'm wondering if you'll go steady with me? I know both of us believe in open relationships and free love and all that, but if I catch you cybering with any other chicks on here after you accept my proposal, I will probably spread a rumor about the virulent strain of viral CTD (cyber transmitted disease) I gave you and how it is resistent to all the anti-viral software out there. The girls won't touch you with all the Norton protective gear in the world. Just sayin'.

But, you know I have what you want. Just say the word and I am yours. Don't say it and you're no ones. Wow. I might be able to have lots of boyfriends on here if this works.

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Ok...Do you guys have the right Hiboy?.....highly intelligent posts??? eclectic way you choose your words and phrases???

Whoa......Dude! Gotta wake up! or buy a lottery ticket!

Oh Hell yes
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This is how women would purpose
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Sando: wanna go get our nails done & discuss possible cohabitation possibilities (with benefits)
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