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Old 05-27-2013, 06:45 PM   #26
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That was a shameful proposal! Quick do it again before I dispatch you to that breakup thread
Fish foot spa for 2 ?
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Old 05-27-2013, 07:26 PM   #27
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Oh sweet Artemis...will you be my twatty Sphynxy for ever and always? I'll unlace your bodice stays and brave the weird ass fishy pedicure just for you. Here...a Funion to seal our twatness and a can of Redbull to caper with at the light of 3am.

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Old 05-27-2013, 07:36 PM   #28
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You like classic; I like country
You like cotillions; I like a good ol' hoedown
You like pretty dresses and Chanel; I like jeans and the smell of horse leather
You like French and a nice salad; I like a steak and beans
You like limousines; I like a pick up truck

I think we're perfect for each other; will you marry me?
He's a guy. You sure about the proposal?
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Old 05-27-2013, 07:40 PM   #29
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Gabby22,
let me cut to the chase. I'm horney and so are you. We can make sweet music together until it is time to part ways.
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Oh sweet Artemis...will you be my twatty Sphynxy for ever and always? I'll unlace your bodice stays and brave the weird ass fishy pedicure just for you. Here...a Funion to seal our twatness and a can of Redbull to caper with at the light of 3am.
Oh fluffy with the hidden Sphynxy, will you be my tv@ waffle on the Möbius band? I will worship Gaboobs & even attempt the occasional bacon & avoid obtuseness to 25 deg. I'm waiting in my usual spot behind the bar in my blonde wig.. Here's hopefully to : Hilda & Helga
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