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Flirting God
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![]() Share the burden, and live happily, take it yourself and you will be miserable... Leave it for the other and they wil dispise you.
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#52 |
things just happen
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Location: in a van, down by the river
Age: 63
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![]() You go to work, you go to play, you work at play at the end of the day.
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"Everybody is a potential murderer. I’ve never killed any one, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices." |
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#53 |
Foxy Lady
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![]() Day begins when the sun rises and ends when the sun sets and the moon appears .
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One's eyes are what one is, one's mouth is what one becomes....John Galsworthy |
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Explosive!
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![]() Appears to be close to the end of the day
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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#55 |
things just happen
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Location: in a van, down by the river
Age: 63
Posts: 8,423
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![]() Day will come and night will too, so bed is calling from far away to take me to another play.
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"Everybody is a potential murderer. I’ve never killed any one, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices." |
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Explosive!
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![]() Life without sex would be just plain mean
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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#58 |
things just happen
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Location: in a van, down by the river
Age: 63
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![]() Life is short and life is sweet to post with you makes the troubles retreat.
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"Everybody is a potential murderer. I’ve never killed any one, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices." |
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Explosive!
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![]() Mind if I read your body instead of your mind?
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Explosive!
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![]() Want your body AND your mind
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Flirting God
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![]() down below the crimson sea
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Flirting God
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![]() feel like makin ... bacon and eggs
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Flirting God
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![]() Eggs are especially good for protein!
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Flirting God
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![]() diet pink, or dye it blue, it will come out in the wash
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Flirting God
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![]() Clean up the office and then go out and play
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Just Keep Smiling
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![]() Play today... the work will still be there tomorrow.
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Administrator
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![]() Tomorrow another day to relax?
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#75 |
things just happen
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![]() Relax take a break for tomorrow can wait.
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