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Old 03-06-2011, 09:01 AM   #1
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Grab the book/magazine that is closest to you, and post the first sentence of the page you open it to. Tell us if it's a book/magazine and what is it.

He looked down at his jumper. "You're wanting me to not wear it now?" (Book)-Men in Kilts
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Old 03-06-2011, 09:08 AM   #2
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I love this idea!! Lol

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Old 03-06-2011, 09:12 AM   #3
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"I was trying to calm down and not let on how flustered I was, not let on that his fantasies and mine were both having an effect on my mind and body." - The Scroll of Seduction by Gioconda Belli
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:35 PM   #4
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"It is evident that both massage and essential oils, perhaps in different ways, are able to stimulate the body's natural defense systems." Aromatherapy, to heal and tend the body by Robert Tisserand
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:48 PM   #5
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We hurry from thing to thing like ants when we're all going to end up suffocating, anyway. " But Inside I'm Screaming" Elizabeth Flock
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Old 03-06-2011, 02:03 PM   #6
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"Sexual Windfall n: Unanticipated benefits of sexual activity, such as calorie burn, mental clarity, stress relief, etc."

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Old 03-07-2011, 04:35 PM   #7
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"When he laughed, I knew he was teasing me, and I shut my mouth tightly, much annoyed."

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Old 03-07-2011, 04:48 PM   #8
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There's just the steady accumulation of 'awhile.'
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Old 03-08-2011, 09:05 AM   #9
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Old 03-08-2011, 09:40 AM   #10
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In subsequent experiments, we had subjects await a source of stress for different periods - e.g. an electric shock that was anticipated but never actually occured.

(Research Psychology Journal - From Psychological Stress to Emotions)

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Old 03-08-2011, 10:12 AM   #11
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The health and well-being bebefits of eating fruits and vegetables daily are very well documented.
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Old 03-08-2011, 05:03 PM   #12
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Pig Wig paints a picture of flowers.

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Old 03-08-2011, 05:09 PM   #13
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there are no words in this coloring book.....
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Old 03-08-2011, 05:09 PM   #14
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"I'm sure by now you've had loads of fun" - The Beaver Scout Log book...

In my defence, I was sewing on badges about half an hour ago lol
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Old 03-08-2011, 05:12 PM   #15
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Look Dick. Look at Spot run. run run Sport.

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Old 03-08-2011, 05:41 PM   #16
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get your partner to do a handstand ,hold her ancles oral sex in this way give extra plesure to both of you ?carma sultra by some chineese dude!
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Old 03-09-2011, 12:24 AM   #17
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:03 AM   #18
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"Impressive... plenty of excitemnt."
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Old 03-20-2011, 08:50 PM   #19
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These apparently unsophisticated lines of dialogue in fact provide great dramatic climaxes in an impassioned performance. Brief Version Theatre, Robert Cohen
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Old 03-20-2011, 08:51 PM   #20
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Can Ryan Hall recover from last year's bout of overtraining?
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"He twisted his torso, dodging to his right to avoid losing his left eye." (Book) Master of Chains
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:47 AM   #23
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:00 PM   #25
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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

Bene Gessirit litany against Fear ~ Dune (by Frank Herbert)

I really need to add to my library...
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