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Old 11-14-2012, 12:53 PM   #26
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Claude Oscar Monet is in many ways the Quintessential Impressionist Painter -Essential Monet
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:43 PM   #27
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"He was a man of immense stature, surpassing even the biggest men; he had a ruddy complexion, fair hair, broad shoulders, eyes that all but shot sparks of fire. "

Anna Comnenus, daughter of the Byzantine emperor, writing around 1050 about Robert Guiscard, her father 's sworn enemy and someone she's obviously crushing on.
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:14 AM   #28
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I really need to add to my library...

I've got most of them but waiting to complete collection before delving into it...
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:36 AM   #29
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"See Dick run".....
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:12 AM   #30
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"Take adventure to the next level with an abundance of beautiful places to hike, bike, fish, and camp."
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:51 AM   #31
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"And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb"
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:36 PM   #32
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She made a dash for the stairs, not sure of her plan of action, but certain that remaining in the foyer was suicidal.
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:30 PM   #33
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One of the difficulties in doing research in adoption is that members of the adoption triad frequently use denial and avoidance as defenses against painful feelings.
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:49 PM   #34
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Dear Penthouse, I never thought anything like this could ever happen to me.
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:50 PM   #35
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What has happened to Sir Topemhat's hat? (Thomas and Friends)
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Old 12-22-2012, 09:26 PM   #36
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(caption under a picture) " Lafayette has his hand on the 'Res Publica' of the Queen. "

From the picture, however, it looks more like he has his hand on the res pubica of the queen.
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Old 12-22-2012, 09:30 PM   #37
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Make a box around the word that tells who ted kissed.
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Old 12-22-2012, 09:33 PM   #38
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P 10 Reb (notes from my assignment Thursday evening....)
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Old 12-22-2012, 10:16 PM   #39
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"The British economy, however, is profoundly stuck."
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:08 AM   #40
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I have two daughters now, and I watch as they experiment with concealment.
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:43 AM   #41
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I hesitate to tell you the story of how this packet of information concerning Mr Snicket came into my possession.
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Old 03-03-2013, 11:06 PM   #42
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Old 06-09-2013, 03:14 AM   #43
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If an anthropologist from the star system Sirius were to teleport to earth to conduct a field study of Christianity, where would she go?
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Old 06-09-2013, 03:54 AM   #44
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Dark Chocolate filled with Raspberry

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Old 06-09-2013, 09:36 AM   #45
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Books, magazines? People still read those?

I get everything off the internet... because everyone knows the internet is 100% true.
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Old 06-09-2013, 09:46 AM   #46
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In the short run, equilibrium in the economy is where the short-run aggregate supply curve and the aggregate demand curve intersect.
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Old 06-09-2013, 10:03 AM   #47
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These recipes-some dating as far back as the Renaissance- have been tested by artists through out the ages and have been retested by the author under controlled laboratory conditions.
Formulas for Painters, By Robert Massey

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Old 06-21-2013, 03:16 PM   #48
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The transformation of warfare by horses began with their domestication around 4000 B.C., in the steppes north of the Black Sea.
Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies, by Jared Diamond

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Old 06-21-2013, 11:59 PM   #49
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Matt's heart began to beat hard.
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I have heard it told there was once a very jealous man who had a wife so splendidly beautiful that she was perfection itself.
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