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Old 04-04-2014, 01:48 AM   #51
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The original sin is to limit the Is - Don't. from Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, Richard Bach
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Old 04-09-2014, 05:14 AM   #52
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"Come on, mate, climb on board" I said, reaching down to him and letting him climb on my shoulders.
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Old 04-09-2014, 05:50 AM   #53
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"The problem with what the president [Barack Obama] is doing is that he's not simply posing a danger to the constitutional system; he is becoming the very danger the Constitution was designed to avoid: that is, the concentration of power in any single branch." - Prof. Jonathon Turkey, Georgetown University Law School.

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Old 04-09-2014, 07:03 AM   #54
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Old 04-09-2014, 07:20 AM   #55
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Add $3 for stuffed crust, gluten free base or signature pizzas.
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Old 04-09-2014, 07:46 AM   #56
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Being gracious in our circumstances, whatever the are, is an act of faith in God.
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Old 07-28-2014, 01:35 AM   #57
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Des, soaring away on psilocybic rapture, actuall gets off with an equally stoned woman -- "A good looking woman. A bit long in the tooth for her shorts and mucky Uggs. But a woman..."
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Old 07-28-2014, 07:42 AM   #58
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This warranty applies for 1-year from date of purchase.
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Old 07-28-2014, 08:05 AM   #59
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See Spot run
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Old 07-28-2014, 10:22 AM   #60
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I remember Hastings looking at me as if I were roadside merchandise, a pedlar's pack, the very first time that I met the king, and I promise myself that he will never look at me in that way again.

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Old 07-28-2014, 01:35 PM   #61
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We resist in our own way, not in yours.
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Old 07-28-2014, 01:43 PM   #62
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His house had never seemed so enormous to me as it did that night when we hunted through the great rooms for cigarettes.
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Old 07-28-2014, 02:21 PM   #63
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The learning tips box tells you more about Spanish grammar patterns.
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Old 07-28-2014, 02:23 PM   #64
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You recently submitted an application for Unemployment Benefits


[or did I~it's a suspense mystery novel]
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:07 PM   #65
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Cardoza took Lorca to see one of Havana's most opulent brothels where, apparently, the poet expressed surprise that only girls were on offer.
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:10 PM   #66
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:26 PM   #67
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:30 PM   #68
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He sat back down and tried to think of a way to explain himself, but finally just shook his head.
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Old 09-26-2014, 11:56 PM   #69
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I'm a boring guy with a nine-to-five job who lives in a quiet neighborhood with his wife and his dog.
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Old 09-27-2014, 10:27 PM   #70
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There are days when it is appropriate to stomp the hell out of a frog, and days when it is just better not to.
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Old 09-28-2014, 02:27 AM   #71
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Journal entry, 8/31/14

I'll learn about making IV solutions, healing people~ it'll be awesome

[Not sure if I was being sarcastic or not. It's right next to a rooster and lipstick sticker]
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:29 PM   #73
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Three bull elk poached in Clearfield County, two where trophy class, one of them the third largest on record, charges filed.
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:32 PM   #74
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Old 11-25-2014, 07:17 AM   #75
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