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Old 11-25-2014, 04:18 PM   #76
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What does the abbreviation AONB stand for ?
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Old 01-31-2015, 08:36 PM   #77
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What is this shit ?
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Old 02-01-2015, 04:09 AM   #78
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The most common argument for libertarianism is that it appeals to our intuitions - we see ourselves as free agents, able to make moral choices, not as puppets on a string or robots.
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Old 02-08-2015, 12:40 PM   #79
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The elevators open on the ground floor..
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Old 02-08-2015, 02:39 PM   #80
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Excellent, compassionate and safe.
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Old 02-16-2015, 08:29 AM   #81
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Engine warm-up in cold weather helps, but is not required. (sure, especially when it's 2 outside)
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Old 02-16-2015, 09:54 AM   #82
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cut me a break.. it's a dirty book where the lead male is a cyclist.. I couldn't resist

Her bare feet flexed against chrome bars as she apparently hit a good spot, biting her lip.
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Old 02-16-2015, 10:18 AM   #83
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Let's call it provocation . She comes to torture me in my most private spaces .
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Old 02-16-2015, 11:04 AM   #84
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Do couples still do that?
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Old 02-04-2016, 03:44 PM   #85
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How Ferrari can catch Mercedes .

This could be a new game, a genuine sentence from a magazine , and the next person comes up with a ridiculous answer . It'll never happen tho .
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Old 02-04-2016, 04:07 PM   #86
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She rode him like a stallion gathering pace every minute !!
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Old 02-04-2016, 04:10 PM   #87
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She rode him like a stallion gathering pace every minute !!
Wtf are you reading ??
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Old 09-03-2017, 08:47 AM   #88
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"Although not decisive weapons, machine guns and rifles can have an effect."
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Old 09-03-2017, 10:07 AM   #89
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A single-mode InGaAsP distributed feedback laser operating at 1.6537 μm scans continuously over the R(3) rotation–vibration transition in the 2ν3 band.
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Old 09-03-2017, 10:09 AM   #90
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"all food critics hate iceberg lettuce"
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Old 09-03-2017, 10:30 AM   #91
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The quad 4-to-1 multiplexer, mux44 is used to display the 16-bit number x[15:0] a 4-digit hex value on the 7-segment displays.
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Old 05-18-2018, 11:54 PM   #92
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As his palm gently cupped her wetness and his finger found her warm refuge
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Old 12-23-2020, 10:06 PM   #93
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“The AT Guide is an on-trail reference, so it’s size is constrained. Information that can be researched before the hike is not included. Descriptions are terse. Tips and items of interest are scattered throughout where space is available.”


Sorry that’s so boring, it was what was on top of the pile.
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Old 12-23-2020, 10:17 PM   #94
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Whoever is slow to anger has great understanding......
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Old 12-23-2020, 11:01 PM   #95
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$1.00 off the purchase of Topps baseball cards....
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Old 12-23-2020, 11:39 PM   #96
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$1.00 off the purchase of Topps baseball cards....
So you like Baseball cards.....🤔
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Old 05-06-2022, 11:56 PM   #97
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We’re about forgiveness here but don’t confuse that for weakness.
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