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Old 04-28-2008, 11:03 PM   #1
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Would I see a thong?

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Old 04-28-2008, 11:04 PM   #2
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No. You'd see a THING.

If I took off yer clothes...would I see purple panties??
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:04 PM   #3
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Nope....

would I find some boxer briefs?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:06 PM   #4
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would I find some boxer briefs?
YUP

Would I find a tatoo?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:06 PM   #5
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Yup....clean ones even

If I took off your clothes would I fnd a secret tatoo?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:07 PM   #6
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Would I find a tatoo?
Jinx...you owe me a coke!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:08 PM   #7
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Jinx...you owe me a coke!!
OK....I'm not sure the "great minds think alike" is exactly appropriate for you and me.....but who are we to argue with that logic
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:08 PM   #8
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No tattoos, no secrets.....

If I took off your clothes....would the carpet match the drapes??
Would there even BE a carpet???
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:12 PM   #9
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Yep. No surprises there.

Would I find a scar?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:13 PM   #10
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If I took off your clothes....would the carpet match the drapes??
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Would there be tan lines?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:14 PM   #11
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Yep. No surprises there.

Would I find a scar?

Yes, unfortunately.

Would I find a pinchable ass?
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A decent amount to pinch, lol

Would I find an innie or an outie?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:20 PM   #13
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A decent amount to pinch, lol

Would I find an innie or an outie?
innie

Would I find kissable hips
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innie

Would I find kissable hips

Hips made fer lips...

(sorry couldnt resist)

Would I find perky nips?
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perky and sensitive

Would I find cute..... feet?
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Hips made fer lips...

(sorry couldnt resist)

Would I find perky nips?
Why, yes you would.

Would I find big feet?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:26 PM   #17
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Would I find cute..... feet?


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Old 04-28-2008, 11:34 PM   #18
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yep cute small feet

would I find sexy ankles?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:35 PM   #19
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oh yeah!

commando?
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commando?
Not yet!

Would I find a hairy chest?
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Not yet!

Would I find a hairy chest?

Yep...not too hairy, though...

Would I find...muscles...???
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nope, but .....hehe

a slight treasure trail?
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nope, but .....hehe

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not this week!!!

holes in your socks?
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