The Break up ...... - Page 2

Sneaky · 11-19-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lass

If I have to listen to your voice before I have at least 2 cups of coffee I'm going to smash your head into the nearest wall.

Please do! It would be a releif from the hell of living with you. And seriously can't you trim your toenails in privacy? And before they are a foot long?

Ginger · 11-19-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneaky

Please do! It would be a releif from the hell of living with you. And seriously can't you trim your toenails in privacy? And before they are a foot long?

Could you possibly shave your arm pits every now & then? You always wear those hot little tank tops but the hair makes me gag! GROSS!

happygirl101 · 11-19-2009, 03:32 PM

Can I be the 3rd and make this a love triangle!

Rex · 11-19-2009, 03:33 PM

I break with thee, I break with thee , I break with thee

Then I throw dog poop on your shoes

Sneaky · 11-19-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lass

Could you possibly shave your arm pits every now & then? You always wear those hot little tank tops but the hair makes me gag! GROSS!

It keeps me warm in the winter snaggle tooth. And I would but someone uses my rasor and makes it all dull when she shaves her ASS everyday & then doesn't rinse out the shower.

Sneaky · 11-19-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by happygirl101

Can I be the 3rd and make this a love triangle!

(We could use the creative swearing. LOL)

pointofnoreturn · 11-19-2009, 03:35 PM

My ass needs to be shaved alot. But you my dear can take a walk and I will get a new razor.

jmsmith12345 · 11-19-2009, 03:37 PM

I am just saving time on this one and gong back to the masturbation thread...it is cleaner, safer, and I don't have to pack up any of your people's shit!!!

Sneaky · 11-19-2009, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jmsmith12345

I am just saving time on this one and gong back to the masturbation thread...it is cleaner, safer, and I don't have to pack up any of your people's shit!!!

And STAY OUT! Do NOT try and come back in here!!!

Ginger · 11-19-2009, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jmsmith12345

I am just saving time on this one and gong back to the masturbation thread...it is cleaner, safer, and I don't have to pack up any of your people's shit!!!

not to mention your hand is never "unsatisfied" like I was in our relationship. INCONSIDERATE JERK!

Rex · 11-19-2009, 03:39 PM

Stop wasting my time

jmsmith12345 · 11-19-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lass

not to mention your hand is never "unsatisfied" like I was in our relationship. INCONSIDERATE JERK!

I got mine

Shawn · 11-19-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lass

not to mention your hand is never "unsatisfied" like I was in our relationship. INCONSIDERATE JERK!

I knew when you wanted to wear brown and orange at the chapel it was just not going to work ... but I have to draw the line when you are asking the guests to check chicken nuggets or brown bag, tell yer pa I am sorry I coul'nd make it.

happygirl101 · 11-19-2009, 03:42 PM

i cant stand how bad your spunk tastes...its over

Ginger · 11-19-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawn_N_Sandiego

I knew when you wanted to wear brown and orange at the chapel it was just not going to work ... but I have to draw the line when you are asking the guests to check chicken nuggets or brown bag, tell yer pa I am sorry I coul'nd make it.

You are so insecure it's annoying. Constantly making me repeat myself..."Yes Shawn it's sooooo big", "Yes Shawn it feels sooooo good", "Yes Shawn, you are the man".......

jmsmith12345 · 11-19-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneaky

And STAY OUT! Do NOT try and come back in here!!!

I think you told me that in the anal sex thread too.

katydid2 · 11-19-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rex

Stop wasting my time

Rex, I just wanted to say to you that while they were some of the best of times, they were also some of the worst of times. I suppose that all in all our time together was fun. But, I wasn't so keen on the rape scenes that involved your death mask and double barrelled rifle. I did love your poetry and will miss that. But, I really think I will never get over the "suicide poem" you wrote for me...

I hope you will remember me fondly. I know you owe me a lot more than that (Did you borrow 2500$ or 3500$ to go to the gun show), but I'm willing to let bygones be bygones if you give me the keys to my house back.

So, darling...thanks for the fun. Who knows? Maybe you will now get what you really deserve. God knows you reminded me you weren't getting it from me enough! Your little squirrel, Katy

Sneaky · 11-19-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jmsmith12345

I think you told me that in the anal sex thread too.

And the fisting thread, and the dirty box thread. I should have broken up with you back then! Why are you still here? I thought you were leaving to go see your little whore with the big boobs and the high voice that thinks New Mexico is a country?

jmsmith12345 · 11-19-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneaky

And the fisting thread, and the dirty box thread. I should have broken up with you back then! Why are you still here? I thought you were leaving to go see your little whore with the big boobs and the high voice that thinks New Mexico is a country?

You thought New Hampshire was you ignorant tramp!

Sneaky · 11-19-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jmsmith12345

You thought New Hampshire was you ignorant tramp!

Don't call me a tramp! That was only that ONE and it was because he didn't need a lesson in female anatomy & I could TELL when it was in.
*throwing plates cashing against the wall*

jmsmith12345 · 11-19-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneaky

Don't call me a tramp! That was only that ONE and it was because he didn't need a lesson in female anatomy & I could TELL when it was in.
*throwing plates cashing against the wall*

Not only could I hear the ocean, but the smell...omfg...the smell.

Ginger · 11-19-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jmsmith12345

Not only could I hear the ocean, but the smell...omfg...the smell.

I don't know exactly what was going on, but when I walked in the door & saw you & Shawn with a bunch of jello & a gerbil....I knew then & there it was over. FREAK!

Sneaky · 11-19-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jmsmith12345

Not only could I hear the ocean, but the smell...omfg...the smell.

Sorry, your best friend musta stretched me out & gave me something. BTW...you better go to the clinic & get checked out. Sorry.

jmsmith12345 · 11-19-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneaky

Sorry, your best friend musta stretched me out & gave me something. BTW...you better go to the clinic & get checked out. Sorry.

I should go?

Shawn · 11-19-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneaky

Sorry, your best friend musta stretched me out & gave me something. BTW...you better go to the clinic & get checked out. Sorry.

Yeah he stretched you out alright ... he told me "Shawn ... man when she spread her legs I thought to myself I could eat that full of ice cream" ... I gently put a reassuring arm around him, looked him in the eye and said "Barkiss ... no man could eat that much icecream." Have fun finding a ship to sail in that harbor Ms 2009 Panama Canal.

11-19-2009, 03:32 PM	#28
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11-19-2009, 03:33 PM	#29
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11-19-2009, 03:35 PM	#32
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11-19-2009, 03:39 PM	#36
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11-19-2009, 03:42 PM	#39
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11-19-2009, 03:37 PM	#33
jmsmith12345 vaginas are weird I Love It Here Join Date: Apr 2008 Age: 40 Posts: 10,939 Thanks: 1,545 Thanked 3,510 Times in 2,132 Posts	I am just saving time on this one and gong back to the masturbation thread...it is cleaner, safer, and I don't have to pack up any of your people's shit!!!