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Old 08-28-2016, 11:02 AM   #326
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Yes maybe i wouldnt hate them after...maybe
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Old 08-28-2016, 11:04 AM   #327
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If it was with someone I've never been with, YES. I love aggressive sex.
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Old 08-28-2016, 11:06 AM   #328
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No, I can't have sex with someone I hate. I could beat them with a cat o' 9 tails, though. On a St Andrews cross.
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Old 08-28-2016, 11:09 AM   #329
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I don't even have sex with people I like..
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:04 AM   #330
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I might. Tha actually sounds erotic.
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:05 AM   #331
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Still a no.
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:09 AM   #332
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No way...knowing they are wanting you as much as you want them is the " mmmmm" factor
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:11 AM   #333
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Revolting.
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:22 AM   #334
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Nope. Just can't go there.
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:23 AM   #335
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Only if it was part of an epic bukkake session for that hated person.
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Old 08-29-2016, 03:34 AM   #336
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Hell no!...I could never see Margaret Thatcher and myself ever doing the horizontal bop...ever!
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Old 08-29-2016, 09:29 AM   #337
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Depends who it is.
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Old 04-15-2018, 01:12 AM   #338
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No, not at all not even to break the years long sexless streak
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Old 04-15-2018, 02:50 AM   #339
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No, that's why it's called self love.
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Old 04-15-2018, 01:29 PM   #340
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I did once... An ex girlfriend that I dropppex by for a visit and found her in bed with another guy. A few months later she came by to be friends which I was in no mood for. But I knew how sexual she was and touched her in the right places and we hax sex all night. In the morning she was really pissed at me for using what I knew about her when she just wanted to be friends. I smiled and sent her on her way.
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Old 04-15-2018, 02:03 PM   #341
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I honestly have better things to do ...
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Old 04-15-2018, 02:42 PM   #342
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That's a definite NO!
Maybe I might put a muzzle on her, smack her butt with a paddle and ram my pekker all the way up her ass a couple of times but I'd never...want to...
...wait...
Is it too late to change my answer?
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