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Old 01-31-2009, 06:29 PM   #51
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Old 01-31-2009, 07:10 PM   #52
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Old 01-31-2009, 07:11 PM   #53
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Just put a load of clothes in the washer....now waiting on the spin cycle...LOL

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Old 01-31-2009, 07:13 PM   #54
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Old 01-31-2009, 07:14 PM   #55
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Kettles worldwide are tired of pots calling them black........
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Old 01-31-2009, 07:15 PM   #56
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:10 PM   #57
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:31 PM   #58
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:32 PM   #59
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The quote I was looking for was on page 356, but at least it was there.
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:38 PM   #60
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:39 PM   #61
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:40 PM   #62
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LOL...when I first read this I thought it said "CROTCH" and...well...that's not really boring
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:35 PM   #63
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The hub is snoring.....again UGH !
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:41 PM   #64
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I'm not sure how whatever I say in the thread would be anything different from what I say everywhere else...
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:43 PM   #65
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:46 PM   #66
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i like spam. it is tasty. want some. okay. here. want some more. okay. its good with ketchup. want some. okay. here.
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Old 02-21-2009, 02:26 PM   #67
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Old 02-21-2009, 02:55 PM   #68
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Old 02-21-2009, 02:58 PM   #69
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:08 PM   #70
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:10 PM   #71
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:27 PM   #72
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I'm on my 5th diet coke of the day...I have a problem.
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:28 PM   #73
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:36 PM   #74
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:37 PM   #75
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