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Old 06-06-2017, 05:12 PM   #301
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I'm really not in the mood.
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Old 06-06-2017, 05:15 PM   #302
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Next in line please !
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Old 06-06-2017, 05:19 PM   #303
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No thanks. I don't want to stick it in your ass.
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Old 06-06-2017, 05:54 PM   #304
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Hold up, lemme comb the pubes for lice first.
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Old 06-06-2017, 05:55 PM   #305
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"Man these Depends really don't leak!!"
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Old 06-06-2017, 06:01 PM   #306
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Please don't lick me there. That tickles and I don't like that.


This would also work for a "things my wife says in bed" thread.
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Old 06-06-2017, 06:29 PM   #307
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Oh yeah, my big throbbing baby arm...mmm...
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Old 06-06-2017, 06:57 PM   #308
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Old 06-07-2017, 04:08 AM   #309
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Wrong hole
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Old 06-07-2017, 06:49 AM   #310
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Why are condom packets so #!%@* hard to open?!
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Old 06-07-2017, 07:56 AM   #311
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could you tell me about your grandma?
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Old 06-07-2017, 08:41 AM   #312
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Sorry honey, I REALLY gotta take this other call.
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Old 06-07-2017, 08:47 AM   #313
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Sorry honey, I REALLY gotta take this other call.
I have actually heard that...
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Old 06-07-2017, 08:50 AM   #314
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Mega sigh.

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Old 06-07-2017, 09:25 AM   #315
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are people still really having cyber sex? That seems so 2010....
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Old 06-07-2017, 09:59 AM   #316
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are people still really having cyber sex? That seems so 2010....
Oh, we're all high tech now! We've got vibrators remotely controlled by smartphones.
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Old 06-07-2017, 11:06 AM   #317
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Old 06-07-2017, 11:18 AM   #318
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Is cyber sex still a thing???
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Old 06-07-2017, 11:20 AM   #319
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Depends on if you are online or not.
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Old 06-07-2017, 11:32 AM   #320
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About that picture I sent you before we shared face time?.......
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Old 06-07-2017, 01:27 PM   #321
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About that picture I sent you before we shared face time?.......
About that picture you send me before we shared face time...umm..oops there's the doorbell. Later, Gater.
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Old 04-15-2018, 12:57 AM   #322
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Sorry, but I am going to go have real sex now.
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Old 06-01-2018, 08:06 PM   #323
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Her vibrator...well unless she puts the phone down there!
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Old 06-01-2018, 08:18 PM   #324
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Old 06-02-2018, 06:46 AM   #325
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