Things You Never Hear During A Cyber Session... - Page 3

katydid · 01-22-2011, 03:34 PM

Could you please cum a little faster? I'm bored now.

moodyman · 01-22-2011, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gdgrl

That's funny, I never hear anything during a cyber session, I must be doing it wrong!

I was thinking the same thing gdgrl... they say great minds think alike... maybe we should get together and do some.........thinking. or...

Gigglez · 01-22-2011, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by disturbiagirl

sorry...I dozed off....where were we??

Oh .. Never say never on this one .. I said it to someone a long, long time ago way before I found this place

Mr_Happy · 01-22-2011, 03:42 PM

Gtg....Mom says my Hot Pockets are ready! Yipee!

katydid · 01-22-2011, 03:49 PM

I'm not even going to waste my energy to reach over to my nightstand and grab my toy~I'll just post while you keep talking

gdgrl · 01-22-2011, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moodyman

I was thinking the same thing gdgrl... they say great minds think alike... maybe we should get together and do some.........thinking. or...

Well, if we do, it's gonna be awful quiet!

disturbiagirl · 01-22-2011, 03:57 PM

The ice cream guy is here....brb

surreal1ne · 01-22-2011, 04:05 PM

I'm Chris Hansen, bitch.

gdgrl · 01-22-2011, 04:12 PM

The nurse just called me for my proctology appt....gotta go!

disturbiagirl · 01-22-2011, 04:16 PM

my cock is covered with blisters....that's cool though right?

gdgrl · 01-22-2011, 04:17 PM

hold on let me get the Crisco, I'm outta lube it was on sale

Just A Girl · 01-22-2011, 04:22 PM

BRB I gotta go wash my hands....I'm not a good wiper!

SpecialK · 01-22-2011, 04:23 PM

welll.. whaddya know.. this one actually does smell like fish.

surreal1ne · 01-22-2011, 04:25 PM

Wait...hold on a sec, I'm streaming Golden Girls so I have a visual to jerk off to.

Just A Girl · 01-22-2011, 04:30 PM

mmm...yeah baby...that kinda talk makes the hair on my ass stand up

surreal1ne · 01-22-2011, 04:35 PM

Hurry up, godammit...my cousin is about to get here and she always wants to fuck.

disturbiagirl · 01-22-2011, 04:37 PM

ummm, I'm running out of ways to describe what I'm doing to you....maybe you should just watch some porn????

will_m · 01-22-2011, 05:24 PM

while you were cumming I made another cup of tea and signed for a parcel, "ohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmm, ooooooooooo omg!!!!"

SpecialK · 01-22-2011, 05:30 PM

I'm back... sorry I couldn't type... masturbate ...and answer the phone all at once... and I wasn't about to stop masturbating... I never realized before what an erotic voice my grandmother had...

Frenchie_lady · 01-22-2011, 08:06 PM

wanna cuddle?

disturbiagirl · 01-22-2011, 08:08 PM

wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

BeyondExcess · 01-22-2011, 08:31 PM

Make sure to tell (enter other site members name here) that we are doing this...I would hate for them NOT to know about us.

KSRhino · 01-22-2011, 08:39 PM

"stop calling me princess fuck bunny, my name is Chet and I think I love you"

bryan3636 · 01-23-2011, 01:42 AM

hmmmm, couldn't help but notice DG is very good at this....coincidence???

PA Loverboy · 01-23-2011, 08:24 AM

I didn't shower today...hope I smell OK?

01-22-2011, 03:57 PM	#57
disturbiagirl 💜PrincessHotLips💜 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CastleBananaHammock Age: 49 Posts: 31,010 Thanks: 9,467 Thanked 8,959 Times in 6,169 Posts Blog Entries: 10	*The ice cream guy is here....brb* __________________ If we only have this moment, let's make it last

01-22-2011, 04:12 PM	#59
gdgrl Follow me Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cali Age: 50 Posts: 18,433 Thanks: 8,762 Thanked 9,753 Times in 5,653 Posts Blog Entries: 15	The nurse just called me for my proctology appt....gotta go! __________________ Multilingual: English, profanity, sarcasm and real shit! ~unknown

01-22-2011, 04:16 PM	#60
disturbiagirl 💜PrincessHotLips💜 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CastleBananaHammock Age: 49 Posts: 31,010 Thanks: 9,467 Thanked 8,959 Times in 6,169 Posts Blog Entries: 10	*my cock is covered with blisters....that's cool though right?* __________________ If we only have this moment, let's make it last

01-22-2011, 04:17 PM	#61
gdgrl Follow me Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cali Age: 50 Posts: 18,433 Thanks: 8,762 Thanked 9,753 Times in 5,653 Posts Blog Entries: 15	hold on let me get the Crisco, I'm outta lube it was on sale __________________ Multilingual: English, profanity, sarcasm and real shit! ~unknown

01-22-2011, 04:22 PM	#62
Just A Girl The Notorious J.A.G. Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 44 Posts: 61,546 Thanks: 31,912 Thanked 35,432 Times in 21,939 Posts Blog Entries: 22	BRB I gotta go wash my hands....I'm not a good wiper! __________________ *I'm mostly peace, love and light & a little go fuck yourself...*

01-22-2011, 03:34 PM	#51
katydid Lithium Rocks Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Land of Possibilities Age: 55 Posts: 56,517 Thanks: 24,022 Thanked 15,182 Times in 11,743 Posts Blog Entries: 148	Could you please cum a little faster? I'm bored now.

01-22-2011, 03:42 PM	#54
Mr_Happy Busy I Love It Here Join Date: Jan 2010 Age: 63 Posts: 6,640 Thanks: 1,665 Thanked 1,377 Times in 941 Posts	Gtg....Mom says my Hot Pockets are ready! Yipee!

01-22-2011, 03:49 PM	#55
katydid Lithium Rocks Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Land of Possibilities Age: 55 Posts: 56,517 Thanks: 24,022 Thanked 15,182 Times in 11,743 Posts Blog Entries: 148	I'm not even going to waste my energy to reach over to my nightstand and grab my toy~I'll just post while you keep talking

01-22-2011, 04:05 PM	#58
surreal1ne Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Jul 2010 Age: 36 Posts: 4,530 Thanks: 760 Thanked 1,058 Times in 948 Posts	I'm Chris Hansen, bitch.

01-22-2011, 04:23 PM	#63
SpecialK not feeling it anymore... Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Currently Panhandling Age: 52 Posts: 19,403 Thanks: 8,252 Thanked 7,092 Times in 5,531 Posts Blog Entries: 5	welll.. whaddya know.. this one actually does smell like fish. __________________ I hope the guy that invented autocorrect burns in HELLO!

01-22-2011, 04:25 PM	#64
surreal1ne Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Jul 2010 Age: 36 Posts: 4,530 Thanks: 760 Thanked 1,058 Times in 948 Posts	Wait...hold on a sec, I'm streaming Golden Girls so I have a visual to jerk off to.

01-22-2011, 04:30 PM	#65
Just A Girl The Notorious J.A.G. Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 44 Posts: 61,546 Thanks: 31,912 Thanked 35,432 Times in 21,939 Posts Blog Entries: 22	mmm...yeah baby...that kinda talk makes the hair on my ass stand up __________________ *I'm mostly peace, love and light & a little go fuck yourself...*

01-22-2011, 04:35 PM	#66
surreal1ne Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Jul 2010 Age: 36 Posts: 4,530 Thanks: 760 Thanked 1,058 Times in 948 Posts	Hurry up, godammit...my cousin is about to get here and she always wants to fuck. Last edited by surreal1ne; 01-23-2011 at 09:33 AM.

01-22-2011, 04:37 PM	#67
disturbiagirl 💜PrincessHotLips💜 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CastleBananaHammock Age: 49 Posts: 31,010 Thanks: 9,467 Thanked 8,959 Times in 6,169 Posts Blog Entries: 10	*ummm, I'm running out of ways to describe what I'm doing to you....maybe you should just watch some porn????* __________________ If we only have this moment, let's make it last

01-22-2011, 05:24 PM	#68
will_m Super Flirt Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 151 Thanks: 125 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	while you were cumming I made another cup of tea and signed for a parcel, "ohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmm, ooooooooooo omg!!!!"

01-22-2011, 05:30 PM	#69
SpecialK not feeling it anymore... Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Currently Panhandling Age: 52 Posts: 19,403 Thanks: 8,252 Thanked 7,092 Times in 5,531 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I'm back... sorry I couldn't type... masturbate ...and answer the phone all at once... and I wasn't about to stop masturbating... I never realized before what an erotic voice my grandmother had... __________________ I hope the guy that invented autocorrect burns in HELLO! Last edited by SpecialK; 01-22-2011 at 05:33 PM.

01-22-2011, 08:06 PM	#70
Frenchie_lady in love with my freak! Join Date: May 2008 Age: 48 Posts: 22,512 Thanks: 2,822 Thanked 3,548 Times in 2,558 Posts	wanna cuddle? __________________

01-22-2011, 08:08 PM	#71
disturbiagirl 💜PrincessHotLips💜 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CastleBananaHammock Age: 49 Posts: 31,010 Thanks: 9,467 Thanked 8,959 Times in 6,169 Posts Blog Entries: 10	*wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........* __________________ If we only have this moment, let's make it last

01-22-2011, 08:31 PM	#72
BeyondExcess ...and a bag of chips! Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under the neon lights Age: 43 Posts: 6,721 Thanks: 919 Thanked 1,268 Times in 1,017 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Make sure to tell (enter other site members name here) that we are doing this...I would hate for them NOT to know about us. __________________

01-22-2011, 08:39 PM	#73
KSRhino Slightly bent Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: at the center of it all Age: 55 Posts: 4,484 Thanks: 543 Thanked 738 Times in 574 Posts	"stop calling me princess fuck bunny, my name is Chet and I think I love you" __________________

01-23-2011, 01:42 AM	#74
bryan3636 A legend in my own mind Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Where the sun always shines Age: 55 Posts: 18,011 Thanks: 2,230 Thanked 5,349 Times in 3,824 Posts Blog Entries: 1	hmmmm, couldn't help but notice DG is very good at this....coincidence???

01-23-2011, 08:24 AM	#75
PA Loverboy Internet Ho Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Keystone State Age: 54 Posts: 2,511 Thanks: 695 Thanked 587 Times in 435 Posts	I didn't shower today...hope I smell OK? __________________ Living the dream.....