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Old 11-04-2011, 09:54 AM   #51
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F*ck ya! id have her crying by the end, talking sh*t the whole time.
Now that's what I'm talking about!

Come on over to the MishMash hut and you can practice on me.
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Old 11-05-2011, 12:20 PM   #52
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NO....I'd be too busy fantasizing about using my teeth in a destructive manner
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Old 11-05-2011, 12:26 PM   #53
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Old 11-06-2011, 12:40 AM   #54
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I used to work with a gal that I couldn't stand (still can't even though she doesn't work with me anymore) but she had a decent body (not a pretty face though) and, heck yeah, I used to get so irritated with her and think about fucking her hard and very deep -- NO love at all, no making love, just fucking the hell out of her.
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Old 11-06-2011, 12:45 AM   #55
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yup, just for the spite of it
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Old 11-06-2011, 12:46 AM   #56
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I used to work with a gal that I couldn't stand (still can't even though she doesn't work with me anymore) but she had a decent body (not a pretty face though) and, heck yeah, I used to get so irritated with her and think about fucking her hard and very deep -- NO love at all, no making love, just fucking the hell out of her.

Damn...can you hate me for awhile? LOL
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Old 11-06-2011, 12:56 AM   #57
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Damn...can you hate me for awhile? LOL
For hours and hours....
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Old 11-06-2011, 03:13 PM   #58
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Would you have sex with someone you hated if they were really physically attractive and made themselves available to you?

Nope...
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Old 11-06-2011, 03:16 PM   #59
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That usually happens right after the sex.
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Old 11-06-2011, 03:18 PM   #60
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I had a co-worker, nice body avarage looks, frustrated the hake out of my, so I hated her a lot and used to think it's a bad marriage why not .... her.
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Old 11-06-2011, 03:23 PM   #61
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hopefully never again
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Old 11-11-2011, 01:35 AM   #62
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If the answer is yes, someone please hate me!
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Old 11-11-2011, 02:44 AM   #63
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sure why not, wait... hold on.. let me alter that...just men please... not accepting applications from women I really don't care for...
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Old 11-11-2011, 02:45 AM   #64
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I think I would. It would be a great way to break the ice.
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Old 11-11-2011, 02:47 AM   #65
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:44 AM   #66
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:48 AM   #67
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probably not.
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Old 11-23-2011, 08:18 PM   #68
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Old 11-23-2011, 08:22 PM   #69
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If that person I hated was my spouse, I'd screw him til I forgot why I hated him, and if screwing him reminded me why i hated him, I'd screw him til it was outta my system. Can't say I'd ever, in all honestly, have sex with somebody who wasn't my spouse, though, whether or not I hated the person.
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Old 11-23-2011, 09:02 PM   #70
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Old 11-23-2011, 09:17 PM   #71
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Oh hell yeah
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Old 11-23-2011, 10:16 PM   #72
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Probably...I'm pretty slutty.
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Old 11-23-2011, 10:35 PM   #73
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What better way to bury the hatchet?
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Old 11-23-2011, 10:40 PM   #74
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Now that is a euphemism I've never heard before!

Did I mention I wanted to divorce my ex-husband about 4 or 5 years before I did? That's pretty bad sex, but what are you going to do? I did promise to honor and obey him.


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Old 11-23-2011, 10:41 PM   #75
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Definitely not
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