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Old 08-28-2008, 03:33 PM   #1
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer & food
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Old 08-28-2008, 03:34 PM   #2
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Yeah, something like that
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Old 08-28-2008, 03:49 PM   #3
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:06 PM   #4
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer & food

You are a very wise man or you are in the dog house and trying to get out!!!! Very Cute, I loved it.
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:09 PM   #5
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wow--I gots a few of em covered--but gotta brush up on all the others
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:29 PM   #6
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As for men, # 2 is obtional. lol
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:39 PM   #7
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:01 PM   #8
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You are a very wise man or you are in the dog house and trying to get out!!!! Very Cute, I loved it.
woof woof.......*scratches at door*
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Old 07-04-2018, 09:17 PM   #9
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Old 07-04-2018, 09:58 PM   #10
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It's a glimmering mirage in the desert.
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Old 07-04-2018, 10:10 PM   #11
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What's the problem?
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Old 07-04-2018, 10:37 PM   #12
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Consistency and love


Pick what to be. A woman will love you and consistency will make her happy.
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Old 07-05-2018, 02:55 AM   #13
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Treat her like a friend, a partner, and an equal.Dont take her for granted.
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:56 AM   #14
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Here's my Amazon password. Just get whatever you want.
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Old 07-05-2018, 10:14 AM   #15
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Be honest and open with her, Listen to her and don't take the little things that makes her makes her smile for granted.
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Old 07-05-2018, 10:22 AM   #16
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Is this a trick question?

Every man knows there is no answer
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Old 07-05-2018, 10:41 AM   #17
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1) Be Best Friends
2)Be the Best of Lovers
3)Make her Smile/Laugh

Few ground things to start with...
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Old 07-05-2018, 04:23 PM   #18
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This thread has been out here for nearly 10 years, and there are 17 posts...18 including this one. Must be very difficult subject matter.
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Old 07-05-2018, 05:05 PM   #19
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Just feed me and I’ll be happy. I’m starvin’.
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This thread has been out here for nearly 10 years, and there are 17 posts...18 including this one. Must be very difficult subject matter.
People are difficult. We donít even know what we want half the time, but expect others to know. Makes a lot of sense, huh?
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So simple really... show them the ASS method.

Acknowledge there thoughts and feelings
Support them in their goals
Stimulate them- physically and emotionally

Keep both palms on the ASS and she ain’t goin anywhere.
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Is this a trick question?

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Women pretend to know all the answers. We donít.
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Women pretend to know all the answers. We don’t.
If you’re trying to make a woman happy then you’ll fail IMO.

Pleasing your partner should be as natural as pleasing ones self...cuz when you do your acts are more genuine and make a bigger impact. Acts with no heart can be seen for what they are...for your own selfish gain...eventually if not immediately.
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Lyr.. ya should keep him^^^
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Lyr.. ya should keep him^^^
Youíre so sweet...but I have to hustle to keep her...All you sexy talking smoking hot ladies give me a run for my money!!

I have to snap my fingers and tell that lady to focus and look at me!

Only teasin my boo!
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