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Old 01-27-2018, 10:20 AM   #1001
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I am much more at peace when I let things go instead of dwelling on them. I just file it under ďnot my fucking problemĒ
Took me a stroke to figure that out ... so I'm a slow learner
Definitely recommend letting things slide unless they really matter
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:59 AM   #1002
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Old 01-27-2018, 12:38 PM   #1003
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Old 01-27-2018, 02:23 PM   #1004
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Old 01-27-2018, 05:12 PM   #1005
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:11 PM   #1006
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:13 PM   #1007
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I kinda missed this place.
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:21 PM   #1008
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I kinda missed this place.
Itís been long enough!!! Time is up...COME BACK! Youíve did the normal life thing...the dark side is missing you.
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:28 PM   #1009
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Itís been long enough!!! Time is up...COME BACK! Youíve did the normal life thing...the dark side is missing you.
Yeah. Normal life blows. Iím gonna do more than embrace the dark side, Iím ready to f*ck the hell out of it.
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:31 PM   #1010
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Iím ready to f*ck the hell out of it.
didnt Matt Damon use that line in the film The Martian?
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:33 PM   #1011
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didnt Matt Damon use that line in the film The Martian?
What did he want to fuck, a potato?
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:34 PM   #1012
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What did he want to fuck, a potato?
he was fucking lonely, after all them sols up there
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he was fucking lonely, after all them sols up there
Yeah and he ran out of ketchup. Bet that vicadin made for pour lube.
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:39 PM   #1014
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the line he used was.."i am going to have to science the shit out of this"

not im readty to fuck the hell out of it...my bad
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:44 PM   #1015
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the line he used was.."i am going to have to science the shit out of this"

not im readty to fuck the hell out of it...my bad
That was probably in the porn parody.
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What did he want to fuck, a potato?
Ouch!! Youíre a hard ass, Sabes. At least make it a grapefruit!
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:52 PM   #1017
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Ouch!! Youíre a hard ass, Sabes. At least make it a grapefruit!
Girl you kill me. The poor man couldnít grow nothing but potatoes on mars.

If it was me, I would have tried for cucumbers.
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:56 PM   #1018
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That was probably in the porn parody.
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Old 01-27-2018, 08:36 PM   #1019
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Girl you kill me. The poor man couldnít grow nothing but potatoes on mars.

If it was me, I would have tried for cucumbers.
Ohhhhhhh....now I get it! I just thought you were ruthless. Kinda turned me on! lol Wonder how many broken veggies have had to be fished out of human orifices over the last century.
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Ohhhhhhh....now I get it! I just thought you were ruthless. Kinda turned me on! lol Wonder how many broken veggies have had to be fished out of human orifices over the last century.
I can be ruthless for your pleasure anytime.

I know! Other food products too. Rumor in our school was a girl had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed. And another girl got caught with a mayonnaise jar. I promise I am not related to either of them.
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I would have clicked that link or died trying.
My cucumber was on there.
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:17 PM   #1023
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Old 01-28-2018, 06:36 AM   #1024
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I would have clicked that link or died trying.
My cucumber was on there.
so it was "your" cucumber? your telling us that is was you on the story?
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so it was "your" cucumber? your telling us that is was you on the story?
Bahahahaha Shut up!

Ive never had an emergency like in that article. Iím very careful.
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