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Old 01-18-2013, 06:43 PM   #1
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Just what it says....I've provided a link for informational purposes.

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Old 01-18-2013, 06:46 PM   #2
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:51 PM   #3
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I'd just choke her and slowly kill her.
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:25 PM   #4
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Choking on chickens...doesn't involve actual fowl.
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:32 PM   #5
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what is the matter with you? don't make me come up there.
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:14 PM   #6
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:58 PM   #7
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Old 01-18-2013, 11:00 PM   #8
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When Spare says he wants to choke the life out of you...well..we all know what he's really thinking
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Old 01-18-2013, 11:05 PM   #9
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When Spare says he wants to choke the life out of you...well..we all know what he's really thinking
"auto-erotic", not "homo-erotic", doofus
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What..he can't hang himself after reading your posts?? pffft.

And you say doofus like it's a bad thing.
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Old 01-18-2013, 11:13 PM   #11
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What..he can't hang himself after reading your posts?? .
omg it just moved a little...(kidding! )
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Shut the fuck up. Choke and almost die, will ya?
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You're so going to hell
not me. I found Jesus.
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Jesus has rejected you out to half court.
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I wonder if Jesus was into AEA? Maybe that cross thing was just the time it went bad? Have I crossed a line?
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I wonder if Jesus was into AEA? Maybe that cross thing was just the time it went bad? Have I crossed a line?
Wow, that's a for sure hell offense.
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Wow, that's a for sure hell offense.
what the?! OHHH...no no - not THAT Jesus...I'm talking about my neighbor Jesus Valdera.
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Bleeding heart liberal, you will never properly choke me out.
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just put the rope around your neck, close your eyes, and pretend you're choking on some truck driver's cock in the parking lot of a turnpike Stuckeys.
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sorry to interrupt boys....but can a chick get any?...
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Dwarfs can't choke out humans can they?
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Watch it Peas....
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