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Old 08-26-2008, 08:51 PM   #26
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lol way funny...thanks
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Old 08-26-2008, 08:55 PM   #27
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you mean those aren't true??....
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Old 08-26-2008, 09:14 PM   #28
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Old 11-04-2017, 11:47 AM   #29
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I wasn't " gifted" as some
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Old 11-04-2017, 03:45 PM   #30
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Old 11-04-2017, 04:49 PM   #31
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Always leave your socks and wrist watch on.
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Old 11-04-2017, 05:15 PM   #32
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Old 11-04-2017, 05:17 PM   #33
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Oh. I forgot. I have to grow a big bushy mustache and say creepy things.
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Old 11-04-2017, 06:04 PM   #34
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Redheads are so innocent and docile
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Old 11-04-2017, 06:09 PM   #35
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Do you come from Opposite Planet?
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Old 11-04-2017, 07:37 PM   #36
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I'm from Donutville.
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Old 11-06-2017, 07:11 PM   #37
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Old 11-06-2017, 07:44 PM   #38
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Old 11-06-2017, 07:47 PM   #39
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She's wet instantaneously.
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Old 11-06-2017, 07:49 PM   #40
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She's wet instantaneously.
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Old 12-01-2017, 10:04 PM   #41
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It's really cream of potato soup instead of live cum
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Old 12-01-2017, 10:06 PM   #42
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Guys last like 3 hours without cumming! Wtf?
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Old 12-01-2017, 11:43 PM   #43
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Where are all the ending credits..? I was waiting for a sequel teaser.
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Old 12-01-2017, 11:45 PM   #44
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It's hilarious if you pick a scene at random to try to recreate..
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Old 12-02-2017, 11:15 AM   #46
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Old 12-02-2017, 11:54 AM   #47
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if you get your cock out on public transport the lady you have never seen before opposite will smile and come over and suck you off....
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