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Old 05-18-2015, 09:14 PM   #126
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Another thread I just don't get ... If I wanted to jump you chances are I probably always would in some capacity... I'm a simple creature that way
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Old 05-18-2015, 09:18 PM   #127
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Tom Cruise.. I left him for Ryan Gosling or maybe it was Daniel Craig.. I can't remember.
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:06 PM   #128
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honestly why do people still crush on here... crushes change so frequently... and then you're a crushed crushee...posting passive aggressive crap, about the new crush of your ex crush in the what are you thinking about threads
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:08 PM   #129
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honestly why do people still crush on here... crushes change so frequently... and then you're a crushed crusher...posting passive aggressive crap in the what are you thinking about threads, about the new crush of your ex crush
So....what are you thinking?
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:10 PM   #130
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So....what are you thinking?
are you asking me if I'm crushing? after what I just posted lol
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:11 PM   #131
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are you asking me if I'm crushing? after what I just posted lol
Heavens no! I'm just playin....
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:15 PM   #132
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Heavens no! I'm just playin....
aw too bad... cause now I'm crushing on you
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:16 PM   #133
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aw too bad... cause now I'm crushing on you
LOL!!! that too my dear will pass.....
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:17 PM   #134
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LOL!!! that too my dear will pass.....
give the man a prize... that's exactly what goes on around here
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:21 PM   #135
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give the man a prize... that's exactly what goes on around here
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:40 PM   #136
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no crushes... not even secret ones hiding in the bush
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Old 05-18-2015, 11:43 PM   #137
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scratch that.. I'm crushing on Shawn, he's going to save me from the Zombie Apocalypse
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Old 05-23-2015, 12:05 AM   #138
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The only crush I have are on my shoes
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Old 05-25-2015, 04:59 PM   #139
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Grape.....crushing on the Baja Blast Mountain Dew right now
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I think any sentence with the word EX... means asshole..
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Old 05-25-2015, 08:21 PM   #141
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Wasn't worth it.....
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Old 05-27-2015, 01:51 PM   #142
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Today I am crushing on my tea so so good
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Old 05-27-2015, 01:52 PM   #143
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Ex secret crush?..Im still trying to work the fckin title out???
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:21 PM   #145
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Old 12-01-2017, 11:57 PM   #146
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I heard he "came out" a few years ago
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:20 AM   #147
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In the 8 years I've been here, I've had secret crushes on 90 percent of the members... most crushes only lasting 15 minutes or so...Now I have developed a more refined taste and only stick to crushes on sure things... like Amonte..
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In the 8 years I've been here, I've had secret crushes on 90 percent of the members... most crushes only lasting 15 minutes or so...Now I have developed a more refined taste and only stick to crushes on sure things... like Amonte..

90% of ALL members or just a specific demographic?
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90% of ALL members or just a specific demographic?
a specific demographic... they had to be breathing... and have a nice butt..
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