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Old 05-07-2011, 09:27 PM   #151
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There was a fellow called dave
who dug up a whore from her grave,
she was mouldy as shit and missing a tit
but think of the money he saved!!
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Old 05-07-2011, 09:32 PM   #152
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Im a little mouse called keith
I circumcise men with my teeth
its not for the leisure, or the sexual pleasure
its for the cheese i find in the crease!
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Old 05-07-2011, 11:13 PM   #153
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You know, some of us toil at these diities a bit,
Enjoyting the struggle, making the meter fit.
But others, debased,
Only copy and paste,
Having done nothing but stolen the shit.
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Old 05-07-2011, 11:20 PM   #154
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There was a woman from Quin
who didn’t know where to begin.
So she borrowed a man with his horse
and rode him by force,
now she has a permanent grin!
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Old 05-07-2011, 11:26 PM   #155
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Ah! your limerick is clearly original
Its rhyming is right and quite purposeful.
It's quaint and it's sweet.
It's reading, a treat!
But I can see you're not very virginal.

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Old 05-07-2011, 11:34 PM   #156
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When Corvid makes rhymes I swoon
I can't speak, only croon
His verses talk not of making love
For he puts fucking above
The stars, the sun and the moon
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Old 05-07-2011, 11:50 PM   #157
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We assign to our love all sublimity,
And need it to have equanimity.
And we think it's a ball,
Yet it isn't the all,
'cause fucking confirms our humanity.

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Old 05-07-2011, 11:59 PM   #158
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We assign to our love all sublimity,
And maybe we need it for equanimity.
And we think it's a ball,
Yet it isn't the all,
'cause fucking confirms our humanity.
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My body meets his in heat
Twisting together under the sheet
A push and a shove
Fits like a hand in a glove
And, sweat mixing together tastes so sweet
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Old 05-08-2011, 07:32 AM   #159
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There once was a pervert named Mark
Who would do anything in the dark.
Be it a bull or a mole
He would proffer his hole
And twice if it started to bark!
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:35 AM   #160
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bit of a long one but here goes

Good morning Mrs Murphey god bless your heart n soul
i tried to ride your daughter but i could not fine her hole
when i found her hole it was up her frock
ffs Mrs Murphey i could not find my cock
when i found my cock it was in my hand
ffs Mrs Murphey i could not get it to stand
when i got it when i got it to stand
it stood up like a pin
ffs Mrs Murphey i could not get it in
when i got it in and wiggled it
ffs Mrs Murphey i could not get it out
when i got it out the tip of it was sore
ffs Mrs Murphey she had the cheek to ask for more .
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:59 AM   #161
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This limerick came to me more or less fully formed while reading the Sex for Money thread. It didn't seem quite right to post a limerick in a serious thread, and I don't want it to be lost, so it goes here:

A whore will turn tricks to make money.
I don't think it's done to be funny.
There must be a need,
Like three kids to feed.
'Cause who'd want some pimp for a honey?
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Old 12-05-2017, 09:26 PM   #162
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There once was a lady named honey
She would do almost anything for money
Till one day she drew a line
When he wanted her from behind
She didn't think that shit was funny!
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