Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Jokes, Stories & Games

Jokes, Stories & Games Have a good joke to tell or a story to share. How about a game to play, Post it here and share it with us.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 11-17-2017, 08:12 PM   #7826
SpecialK
not feeling it anymore...
 
SpecialK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Currently Panhandling
Age: 52
Posts: 19,417
Thanks: 8,256
Thanked 7,098 Times in 5,536 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutterbug View Post
How do you check it?
click on "User CP" in the upper left... and scroll down.
__________________
I hope the guy that invented autocorrect burns in HELLO!
SpecialK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2017, 08:38 AM   #7827
SpecialK
not feeling it anymore...
 
SpecialK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Currently Panhandling
Age: 52
Posts: 19,417
Thanks: 8,256
Thanked 7,098 Times in 5,536 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like
Default

This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
__________________
I hope the guy that invented autocorrect burns in HELLO!
SpecialK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2017, 10:40 AM   #7828
Ethereal~me
Winging it...
 
Ethereal~me's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: UK
Age: 56
Posts: 971
Thanks: 157
Thanked 188 Times in 163 Posts
Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like Ethereal~me Is God Like
Default

No, would you want me to be?
Ethereal~me is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2017, 02:12 PM   #7829
manitee
Flirting God
 
manitee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: in a land far far away
Age: 49
Posts: 1,543
Thanks: 246
Thanked 319 Times in 261 Posts
manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like
Default

thanks for improving my vocabulary
__________________
I LICKED IT,
SO IT'S MINE
manitee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2017, 02:32 PM   #7830
leggy
Ta TA!!!
 
leggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 55
Posts: 16,210
Thanks: 4,826
Thanked 4,079 Times in 3,178 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

Technically, I don't like this comment. Sadly, I've found that many of the vets here don't care about availability. They just wanna post and post until they one day die. Fuck that. Let the discreet shenanigans fly, I say. It helps me survive.
__________________
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2017, 03:51 PM   #7831
SpecialK
not feeling it anymore...
 
SpecialK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Currently Panhandling
Age: 52
Posts: 19,417
Thanks: 8,256
Thanked 7,098 Times in 5,536 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by leggy View Post
Technically, I don't like this comment. Sadly, I've found that many of the vets here don't care about availability. They just wanna post and post until they one day die. Fuck that. Let the discreet shenanigans fly, I say. It helps me survive.
There are shenanigans here??? ...what are those?
__________________
I hope the guy that invented autocorrect burns in HELLO!
SpecialK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2017, 03:55 PM   #7832
leggy
Ta TA!!!
 
leggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 55
Posts: 16,210
Thanks: 4,826
Thanked 4,079 Times in 3,178 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SpecialK View Post
There are shenanigans here??? ...what are those?
you shall haveta ask the red repper
__________________
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2017, 10:21 PM   #7833
SpecialK
not feeling it anymore...
 
SpecialK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Currently Panhandling
Age: 52
Posts: 19,417
Thanks: 8,256
Thanked 7,098 Times in 5,536 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by leggy View Post
you shall haveta ask the red repper
you lost me on that one too..
__________________
I hope the guy that invented autocorrect burns in HELLO!
SpecialK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2017, 10:34 PM   #7834
trlnlty
I'm your Huckleberry
 
trlnlty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Where happiness takes me
Age: 40
Posts: 18,494
Thanks: 11,348
Thanked 6,964 Times in 5,018 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like trlnlty Is God Like
Default

Spoiler alert...just teasing!
__________________

And when you're in need of someone, my heart won't deny you. So many seem so lonely with no one left to cry to
trlnlty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2017, 02:50 AM   #7835
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 59
Posts: 48,670
Thanks: 22,167
Thanked 25,497 Times in 20,186 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

That’s so effing funny!!!!
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2017, 03:25 PM   #7836
madmax
Donator
 
madmax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: UK
Age: 58
Posts: 20,196
Thanks: 7,291
Thanked 6,211 Times in 4,849 Posts
madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like
Default

How lovely!
__________________
madmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2017, 04:00 PM   #7837
Enigma77
Flirting God
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Age: 40
Posts: 16,482
Thanks: 4,116
Thanked 5,318 Times in 3,985 Posts
Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like
Default

This should be the correct answer to life the universe and everything.
Enigma77 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2017, 04:18 PM   #7838
SunnyD
Elusive Flirting Goddess
 
SunnyD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Forever Ever After
Age: 51
Posts: 27,428
Thanks: 10,304
Thanked 14,014 Times in 8,619 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like SunnyD Is God Like
Default

It was blank... thanks sparki
__________________
“Beauty isn't about having a pretty face it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.”
SunnyD is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to SunnyD For This Useful Post:
disturbiagirl (12-01-2017)
Old 11-25-2017, 04:26 PM   #7839
madmax
Donator
 
madmax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: UK
Age: 58
Posts: 20,196
Thanks: 7,291
Thanked 6,211 Times in 4,849 Posts
madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SunnyD View Post
It was blank... thanks sparki
I had one of those too - sparki, type stuff in the box before pressing the button
__________________
madmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2017, 04:56 PM   #7840
katydid
Lithium Rocks
 
katydid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Land of Possibilities
Age: 55
Posts: 56,517
Thanks: 24,022
Thanked 15,182 Times in 11,743 Posts
Blog Entries: 148
katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like
Default

Where the heck are you?
katydid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2017, 07:47 PM   #7841
SpecialK
not feeling it anymore...
 
SpecialK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Currently Panhandling
Age: 52
Posts: 19,417
Thanks: 8,256
Thanked 7,098 Times in 5,536 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like
Default

You stalkin' ?
__________________
I hope the guy that invented autocorrect burns in HELLO!
SpecialK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2017, 08:27 PM   #7842
DirtRacer9
Opinion Supporter
 
DirtRacer9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Ca-Na-Da
Age: 48
Posts: 7,225
Thanks: 4,659
Thanked 2,491 Times in 2,256 Posts
DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like DirtRacer9 Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SunnyD View Post
It was blank... thanks sparki
Damn....I thought I was special to sparki
DirtRacer9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-01-2017, 07:57 PM   #7843
SpecialK
not feeling it anymore...
 
SpecialK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Currently Panhandling
Age: 52
Posts: 19,417
Thanks: 8,256
Thanked 7,098 Times in 5,536 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like SpecialK Is God Like
Default

made me laugh ... and I needed that.
__________________
I hope the guy that invented autocorrect burns in HELLO!
SpecialK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-01-2017, 08:03 PM   #7844
disturbiagirl
💜PrincessHotLips💜
 
disturbiagirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: CastleBananaHammock
Age: 49
Posts: 31,010
Thanks: 9,467
Thanked 8,959 Times in 6,169 Posts
Blog Entries: 10
disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like
Default

I can't share what it said, but it made me LMAO
__________________

If we only have this moment, let's make it last
disturbiagirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-01-2017, 08:06 PM   #7845
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 47
Posts: 23,982
Thanks: 7,086
Thanked 9,081 Times in 5,822 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

Thank you..Sensual Woman
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-2017, 02:15 PM   #7846
Miss_red_siren
All you need is love
 
Miss_red_siren's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: The long and winding road
Age: 39
Posts: 3,559
Thanks: 985
Thanked 1,242 Times in 918 Posts
Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like Miss_red_siren Is God Like
Default

Trekker
Miss_red_siren is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-2017, 02:16 PM   #7847
Arcon
Everything I do
 
Arcon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2016
Age: 43
Posts: 6,227
Thanks: 635
Thanked 1,472 Times in 1,261 Posts
Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like
Default

Dixiechick
Arcon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-2017, 03:20 PM   #7848
madmax
Donator
 
madmax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: UK
Age: 58
Posts: 20,196
Thanks: 7,291
Thanked 6,211 Times in 4,849 Posts
madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like
Default

I would never do such a thing to you!!
__________________
madmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2018, 07:12 PM   #7849
gabrielle22
Coniglio Fero'c'e
 
gabrielle22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: In the Corner
Age: 45
Posts: 33,580
Thanks: 18,751
Thanked 15,970 Times in 11,422 Posts
Blog Entries: 10
gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like
Default

Not gonna share but my answer to the last rep is...

That makes you even hotter, Chica.
gabrielle22 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to gabrielle22 For This Useful Post:
Lyric~* (05-06-2018)
Old 05-06-2018, 07:48 PM   #7850
Lyric~*
DJ’s go to love song
 
Lyric~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Colorado
Age: 40
Posts: 17,972
Thanks: 11,932
Thanked 9,129 Times in 6,683 Posts
Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by gabrielle22 View Post
Not gonna share but my answer to the last rep is...

That makes you even hotter, Chica.
Thank you, love! Your rep made me grin. x
Lyric~* is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Lyric~* For This Useful Post:
gabrielle22 (05-06-2018)
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:37 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.