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Old 12-13-2017, 12:48 AM   #476
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An X-box.
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Russian hookers peeing on his matttress.

Aw, cmon, other than the peeing part I see nothing wrong with the other stuff.
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Old 12-13-2017, 12:59 AM   #477
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Aw, cmon, other than the peeing part I see nothing wrong with the other stuff.
Regarding the Xbox, perhaps there should only be one joystick in the bedroom?
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Old 12-13-2017, 11:21 AM   #478
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An X-Box..a Russian Hooker...and Alpheius...apparently?
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Old 12-13-2017, 09:52 PM   #479
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Last nights date....pay her and she will leave!
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Old 12-14-2017, 08:24 PM   #480
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Old 12-14-2017, 10:27 PM   #481
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All his crap..
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Old 12-15-2017, 01:29 AM   #482
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His toenail clippings from the last 3 months.
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Old 12-15-2017, 06:05 PM   #483
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Old 12-15-2017, 06:18 PM   #484
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Old 12-15-2017, 06:19 PM   #485
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:03 AM   #486
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Old 12-16-2017, 03:49 PM   #487
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Old 12-16-2017, 04:07 PM   #488
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Old 12-16-2017, 04:24 PM   #489
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Old 12-16-2017, 04:24 PM   #490
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