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Old 12-07-2017, 09:31 PM   #101
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:51 PM   #102
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4 of out 5 crazy assed women agree....
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:18 PM   #103
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:19 PM   #104
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humble too....
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:19 PM   #105
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:22 PM   #106
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:30 PM   #107
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humble too....
No need to be humble when you know the truth. Mwahahahahaba
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:45 PM   #108
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No need to be humble when you know the truth. Mwahahahahaba
yes isn't your motto

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Old 12-07-2017, 10:55 PM   #109
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yes isn't your motto

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Yes. Haven't you seen it tattooed on my butt?
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Old 12-07-2017, 11:01 PM   #110
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Yes. Haven't you seen it tattooed on my butt?
no. On a pizza box.

well almost the same thing....both have tasty snacks inside
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Old 12-07-2017, 11:23 PM   #111
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no. On a pizza box.

well almost the same thing....both have tasty snacks inside
Hahahahaha I think my snacks are tastier than pizza!
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Old 12-07-2017, 11:26 PM   #112
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Hahahahaha I think my snacks are tastier than pizza!
especially your sweet buns...
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Old 12-08-2017, 06:58 AM   #113
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Old 12-08-2017, 08:03 PM   #114
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No one's ever stopped in the middle and left, so is that a yes?
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Old 12-15-2017, 09:00 PM   #115
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No I am better than good, I'm a great lover
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Old 12-15-2017, 10:04 PM   #116
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It sure anyone volunteer to help me find out
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Old 12-15-2017, 10:06 PM   #117
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I havenít gotten any complaints.
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Old 12-15-2017, 10:09 PM   #118
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Of course not.. I scare people..
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Old 12-15-2017, 10:14 PM   #119
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probably not
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Old 12-15-2017, 10:16 PM   #120
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I think so.. I dunno what he thinks.
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Old 12-15-2017, 10:42 PM   #121
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I canít remember back that far
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Old 12-16-2017, 05:39 PM   #122
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greatest 8 seconds of your life!
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Old 12-16-2017, 05:41 PM   #123
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Im sorry I cannot recall that...
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Old 12-16-2017, 08:05 PM   #124
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