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Old 11-06-2012, 03:54 PM   #76
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I should be on top, I'm gassy
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:54 PM   #77
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(he is giving her oral)...oh that reminds me, I forgot to feed the cat!
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:08 PM   #78
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wanna play hot dog cart vendor and customer?
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:09 PM   #79
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sit still while I mushroom stamp your forehead.
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:14 PM   #80
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can you help me carry the groceries inside? and by inside I mean, yes.. I will have sex later.
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:57 PM   #81
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you do swallow right?
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:59 PM   #82
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So like, um, ya wanna?
lol I did accidentally screw up and say something even worse one time.. I said something like 'are we gonna get this together and do this before bed, or what?' I was tired, and horny, and impatient.. but, it still sounded better in my head.. Once I said it out loud, I knew I'd screwed up
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:03 PM   #83
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had a girl tell me "if we're going to do this we need to do it now my husband comes home in a couple of hours"
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:05 PM   #84
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had a girl tell me "if we're going to do this we need to do it now my husband comes home in a couple of hours"
lol that could be kinda hot too though.. it sounds like a sexy erotic story
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:03 PM   #85
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Can I call you Tim tonight?
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:08 PM   #86
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"Hey, you awake?"
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:10 PM   #87
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wait...wait..no..yes...ok..though I was gonna vomit there for a second...ready for that blow job baby?
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:14 PM   #88
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My outbreak has passed...it's go time, baby!
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Old 12-13-2017, 06:49 AM   #89
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No, it's not what you're doing, it's the fact that you are doing it!
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Old 12-13-2017, 07:03 AM   #90
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My ex wants to watch on skype...she doesn't believe you swallow
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Old 12-17-2017, 08:39 PM   #91
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Brace yourself.
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Old 05-31-2018, 09:27 PM   #92
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Old 06-01-2018, 03:34 AM   #93
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Did you just sigh?
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Old 06-01-2018, 06:19 AM   #94
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I guess. Has it been a month already?
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Old 06-01-2018, 06:58 AM   #95
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Oww! Get off my hair for ***** sake !
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Old 06-01-2018, 07:25 AM   #96
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Mmmm.....touch me where the poop comes out!
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Old 06-01-2018, 08:21 AM   #97
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can you do that sexy squeal like Amonte does??
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Old 06-01-2018, 05:27 PM   #98
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** unzips ** .... here's your quarter pounder bee-yotch... Would you like fries with that?
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Here...put on this mask...
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Just letting you know, that a queef from me is like a burp from the Amish.
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