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Old 11-06-2012, 04:54 PM   #76
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I should be on top, I'm gassy
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:54 PM   #77
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(he is giving her oral)...oh that reminds me, I forgot to feed the cat!
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:08 PM   #78
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wanna play hot dog cart vendor and customer?
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:09 PM   #79
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sit still while I mushroom stamp your forehead.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:14 PM   #80
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can you help me carry the groceries inside? and by inside I mean, yes.. I will have sex later.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:57 PM   #81
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you do swallow right?
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:59 PM   #82
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So like, um, ya wanna?
lol I did accidentally screw up and say something even worse one time.. I said something like 'are we gonna get this together and do this before bed, or what?' I was tired, and horny, and impatient.. but, it still sounded better in my head.. Once I said it out loud, I knew I'd screwed up
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:03 PM   #83
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had a girl tell me "if we're going to do this we need to do it now my husband comes home in a couple of hours"
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:05 PM   #84
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had a girl tell me "if we're going to do this we need to do it now my husband comes home in a couple of hours"
lol that could be kinda hot too though.. it sounds like a sexy erotic story
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:03 PM   #85
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Can I call you Tim tonight?
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:08 PM   #86
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"Hey, you awake?"
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:10 PM   #87
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wait...wait..no..yes...ok..though I was gonna vomit there for a second...ready for that blow job baby?
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:14 PM   #88
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My outbreak has passed...it's go time, baby!
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Old 12-13-2017, 07:49 AM   #89
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No, it's not what you're doing, it's the fact that you are doing it!
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My ex wants to watch on skype...she doesn't believe you swallow
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Brace yourself.
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