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Old 07-26-2010, 10:32 PM   #26
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OMG!!!!

FOUR days can't pass soon enough!!!!!

Omg...are you two meeting AGAIN!?!?! I need a shotgun please!!!!
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:39 PM   #27
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She's my addiction.

We ARE that good together.
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:39 PM   #28
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Omg...are you two meeting AGAIN!?!?! I need a shotgun please!!!!


LOL....... Daddy really needs to update that thread!
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:43 PM   #29
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LOL....... Daddy really needs to update that thread!
OMG!!!

You're RIGHT!

Someone shoulda said sumpin sooner.
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:18 AM   #30
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Hmmm... I feel like I'm at the counter after playing skee-ball. I don't have the mega amounts y'all do, so all I can get are the plastic rings, tootsie rolls, maybe even one of those balsa wood cheap airplanes that the propeller falls off after it hits the ground. I never have enough tickets for the good prizes. *LOL*
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Old 07-27-2010, 12:29 PM   #31
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Can we turn them in for alibis? Emergencies. Official reasons that ___________ must leave town immediately and can't be contacted for 48-72 hours.
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:20 PM   #32
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Trading credits for cover stories with backing cover by members.

I could trade some reps for a trip out of the country( Canada), and some members, who may be Federal agents, can tell my wife, I've been taken into custody, cannot be contacted, have been rendered to a foreign land, and subject to enhanced interrogation methods. At the directive of the president.


All permissible under the Patriot Act.
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Old 08-02-2010, 06:32 PM   #33
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Get out of jail free card? I can think of a few people whose avatars would qualify for indecent exposure! Book 'em Dano!
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:08 AM   #34
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I thought they counted against that toaster we hear about?
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:17 AM   #35
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I'll use mine to make it rain up in here.
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Old 12-19-2017, 02:11 PM   #36
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Like most people, I've accumulated some reputation points. I love getting them, but what can one really do with them? Wouldn't it be great if you could cash your points in for special M&F bonus prizes?

QUESTION:

Recommend a bonus prize that should be offered.



My recommendation:
A cheesy painting of Elvis on black velvet with matching frame.
I already have two.
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Old 12-19-2017, 02:30 PM   #37
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I had a ton of Rep Points, but they're almost all gone now. Some newb named BernieIAm keeps Red repping me
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Old 12-19-2017, 06:27 PM   #38
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I had a ton of Rep Points, but they're almost all gone now. Some newb named BernieIAm keeps Red repping me
Oh, oh. Bernice is back? She is mighty particular and can be OCD on certain topics. Don't touch her bag or leave the salt and pepper shakers too far apart.
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Old 12-19-2017, 08:08 PM   #39
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I already have two (cheesy Elvis paintings).
Ah, an aficionado of fine art! Any florescent Jimi Hendrix posters?
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Old 12-19-2017, 08:16 PM   #40
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how about for each 10K we trade in we get a free infraction?
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Old 12-19-2017, 10:22 PM   #41
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I want one of these terrifying giant chickens-

https://youtu.be/ijrh13G56Sk
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Old 12-19-2017, 10:33 PM   #42
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I want one of these terrifying giant chickens-

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love it!!

that's a ridin' chicken if I've ever seen one...yeeee hawwwwwwwwwww
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:12 PM   #43
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love it!!

that's a ridin' chicken if I've ever seen one...yeeee hawwwwwwwwwww
It's going to give me nightmares tonight
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Old 12-20-2017, 03:12 AM   #44
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Get out of stupid free card
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