Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Jokes, Stories & Games

Jokes, Stories & Games Have a good joke to tell or a story to share. How about a game to play, Post it here and share it with us.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 01-07-2018, 02:09 AM   #1
manitee
Flirting God
 
manitee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: in a land far far away
Age: 49
Posts: 1,543
Thanks: 246
Thanked 319 Times in 261 Posts
manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like
Default Sperm Clinic

I went to the sperm clinic earlier

The lady asked if i would like to masturbate in the cup

I said " I'm good but i don't think i am competition standard yet"
__________________
I LICKED IT,
SO IT'S MINE
manitee is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to manitee For This Useful Post:
SpecialK (01-07-2018)
Old 01-07-2018, 06:10 AM   #2
Alpheius
Greek god who can't draw
 
Alpheius's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2016
Age: 38
Posts: 2,636
Thanks: 934
Thanked 885 Times in 656 Posts
Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like
Default

Qualify for the bowl?
Alpheius is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2018, 06:14 AM   #3
Arcon
I shoot true
 
Arcon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2016
Age: 43
Posts: 5,356
Thanks: 413
Thanked 1,084 Times in 948 Posts
Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like Arcon Is God Like
Default

Spermlympics?

Shot put in the hole
Arcon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2018, 07:11 AM   #4
scott46
Flirting God
 
scott46's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: TV Land
Age: 49
Posts: 4,443
Thanks: 2,123
Thanked 1,717 Times in 1,397 Posts
scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like scott46 Is God Like
Default

If she had said bowl instead of cup, you may have masturbated against Tom Brady... just sayin’
scott46 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2018, 11:17 AM   #5
gabrielle22
Coniglio Fero'c'e
 
gabrielle22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: In the Corner
Age: 45
Posts: 32,938
Thanks: 17,902
Thanked 15,228 Times in 10,971 Posts
Blog Entries: 10
gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like
Default

You could sign up for a marathon
gabrielle22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2018, 11:43 AM   #6
Bailey~*
earning Valhalla
 
Bailey~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Age: 54
Posts: 11,823
Thanks: 9,919
Thanked 8,896 Times in 5,018 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like Bailey~* Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by manitee View Post
I went to the sperm clinic earlier

The lady asked if i would like to masturbate in the cup

I said " I'm good but i don't think i am competition standard yet"
When you were leaving, did she hold the door open and say "Thanks for coming!"?
Bailey~* is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Bailey~* For This Useful Post:
manitee (01-07-2018), Miss_red_siren (01-07-2018), ShitznGigglez (01-07-2018), ZoydW (01-07-2018)
Old 01-07-2018, 11:52 AM   #7
manitee
Flirting God
 
manitee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: in a land far far away
Age: 49
Posts: 1,543
Thanks: 246
Thanked 319 Times in 261 Posts
manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like manitee Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey~* View Post
When you were leaving, did she hold the door open and say "Thanks for coming!"?
yeah then she said come again soon
__________________
I LICKED IT,
SO IT'S MINE
manitee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2018, 12:20 PM   #8
Ivan
Flirting God
 
Ivan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Europe / USA
Age: 60
Posts: 12,062
Thanks: 5,286
Thanked 6,542 Times in 3,998 Posts
Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like
Default

When I did that, the cute nurse asked if I needed any "assistance" with taking the sample.

I quickly replied, "Sure!!!"

And so she handed me a girly magazine and pointed to the bathroom.
Ivan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2018, 04:35 PM   #9
madmax
Donator
 
madmax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: UK
Age: 58
Posts: 20,084
Thanks: 7,234
Thanked 6,140 Times in 4,794 Posts
madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like madmax Is God Like
Default

I don't think she as expecting you to do it at the desk though

I suspect that's why you were thrown out
__________________
madmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:20 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.