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Old 01-11-2018, 07:06 PM   #62376
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Aren't you in denial?
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Old 01-11-2018, 07:23 PM   #62377
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Is living in a fantasy better?
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Old 01-12-2018, 05:27 AM   #62378
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Doesn't that depend on the fantasy?
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Old 01-12-2018, 12:42 PM   #62379
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What's for lunch?
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Old 01-12-2018, 05:47 PM   #62380
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Are you always thinking of your stomach?
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Old 01-12-2018, 06:52 PM   #62381
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Don't the thoughts sometimes stray southwards?
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:28 PM   #62382
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Whatever do you mean?
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:30 PM   #62383
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Do men always know what they mean?
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:05 PM   #62384
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Don't men sometimes need a little guidance?
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:34 PM   #62385
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Well, isn't a little guidance fun sometimes?
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Old 01-18-2018, 05:36 PM   #62386
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Isn't it every time?
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:53 PM   #62387
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Did someone forget to pose a new question?
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Old 01-22-2018, 07:18 AM   #62388
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Who is going to ask a new question?
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Old 01-22-2018, 08:44 PM   #62389
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After 62,389 questions in this thread, has there been a question that hasn't been already asked?
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:03 PM   #62390
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Is that a challenge?
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:06 PM   #62391
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do you like to be challenged?
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:09 PM   #62392
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Are you offering?
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Old 01-22-2018, 11:09 PM   #62393
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would you accept?
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Old 02-08-2018, 09:35 PM   #62394
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Are you a mind reader?
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Old 02-08-2018, 09:37 PM   #62395
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Can I feel my way ?
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Old 02-08-2018, 09:43 PM   #62396
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Why? Are you in the dark?
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Old 02-08-2018, 09:45 PM   #62397
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Is the dark scary?
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Old 02-08-2018, 09:47 PM   #62398
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Are you afraid to be in the dark alone?
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Old 02-08-2018, 09:48 PM   #62399
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Why would you leave me alone ?
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Old 02-08-2018, 09:50 PM   #62400
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Oh just the opposite, are you ok with me feeling my way?
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