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Old 11-28-2017, 10:27 PM   #8301
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Who I thought was a good friend really isn't a good friend. You live and learn, it is what makes you strong.

Yeah, I know exactly how you feel...Iím going though that now, However, in my case it is not making me stronger, it is making me more distrustful and distant.
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Old 01-07-2018, 10:37 PM   #8302
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That pancakes are the debbil!!
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Old 01-07-2018, 10:57 PM   #8303
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my wish came true
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Old 01-07-2018, 11:30 PM   #8304
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I learned a new term today, but it's one I wish I had not looked up. Really?


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When two people engage in anal sex, then the person who has been Ďgiving ití to the otherís ass takes his penis or penis-like implement and rubs it on the other personís upper lip leaving a moustache.
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Old 01-07-2018, 11:56 PM   #8305
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I learned a new term today, but it's one I wish I had not looked up. Really?


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When two people engage in anal sex, then the person who has been Ďgiving ití to the otherís ass takes his penis or penis-like implement and rubs it on the other personís upper lip leaving a moustache.
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Old 01-07-2018, 11:59 PM   #8306
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When two people engage in anal sex, then the person who has been Ďgiving ití to the otherís ass takes his penis or penis-like implement and rubs it on the other personís upper lip leaving a moustache.
Not to read this thread!!
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Old 01-08-2018, 11:17 PM   #8307
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A lot and not enough
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Old 01-08-2018, 11:18 PM   #8308
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When two people engage in anal sex, then the person who has been Ďgiving ití to the otherís ass takes his penis or penis-like implement and rubs it on the other personís upper lip leaving a moustache.
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Old 01-09-2018, 12:15 AM   #8309
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That Monday’s will probably always suck.
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Old 01-10-2018, 10:56 PM   #8310
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that whether I'm right or wrong is really pretty fucking insignificant compared to the cost
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Old 01-17-2018, 06:33 PM   #8311
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That I can't be bothered with some things.
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Old 01-17-2018, 06:34 PM   #8312
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Old 01-17-2018, 06:36 PM   #8313
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I need to stay away from this thread lol.
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