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Old 11-28-2017, 09:27 PM   #8301
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Who I thought was a good friend really isn't a good friend. You live and learn, it is what makes you strong.

Yeah, I know exactly how you feel...Iím going though that now, However, in my case it is not making me stronger, it is making me more distrustful and distant.
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Old 01-07-2018, 09:37 PM   #8302
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That pancakes are the debbil!!
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Old 01-07-2018, 09:57 PM   #8303
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Old 01-07-2018, 10:30 PM   #8304
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I learned a new term today, but it's one I wish I had not looked up. Really?


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When two people engage in anal sex, then the person who has been Ďgiving ití to the otherís ass takes his penis or penis-like implement and rubs it on the other personís upper lip leaving a moustache.
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Old 01-07-2018, 10:56 PM   #8305
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I learned a new term today, but it's one I wish I had not looked up. Really?


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When two people engage in anal sex, then the person who has been Ďgiving ití to the otherís ass takes his penis or penis-like implement and rubs it on the other personís upper lip leaving a moustache.
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Old 01-07-2018, 10:59 PM   #8306
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When two people engage in anal sex, then the person who has been Ďgiving ití to the otherís ass takes his penis or penis-like implement and rubs it on the other personís upper lip leaving a moustache.
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Old 01-08-2018, 10:17 PM   #8307
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A lot and not enough
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Old 01-08-2018, 10:18 PM   #8308
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When two people engage in anal sex, then the person who has been Ďgiving ití to the otherís ass takes his penis or penis-like implement and rubs it on the other personís upper lip leaving a moustache.
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Old 01-08-2018, 11:15 PM   #8309
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That Monday’s will probably always suck.
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Old 01-10-2018, 09:56 PM   #8310
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that whether I'm right or wrong is really pretty fucking insignificant compared to the cost
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Old 01-17-2018, 05:33 PM   #8311
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That I can't be bothered with some things.
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Old 01-17-2018, 05:34 PM   #8312
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Old 01-17-2018, 05:36 PM   #8313
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I need to stay away from this thread lol.
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Old 01-21-2018, 06:31 PM   #8314
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Old 01-21-2018, 06:35 PM   #8315
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None of it is about me, none of it.
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:35 PM   #8316
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About tort law
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:46 PM   #8317
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That I think I need to see my orthopedist a out my back. It really hurts.
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:47 PM   #8318
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I can go a really long time without sex
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Old 01-21-2018, 09:24 PM   #8319
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I can go a really long time without sex
Can you beat my record of 5 1/2 years?
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Old 01-21-2018, 11:28 PM   #8320
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My team choked.. Yet I love the hell outta them
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Old 01-21-2018, 11:28 PM   #8321
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just how far down I can go and still pop back up
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Old 01-22-2018, 06:59 AM   #8322
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Just how lonely I am in a house filled with people
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Old 01-26-2018, 11:07 AM   #8323
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Old 01-26-2018, 11:07 AM   #8324
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I still really like Seinfeld episodes.. in small doses..
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Old 01-26-2018, 11:32 AM   #8325
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