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Old 08-27-2009, 07:59 PM   #1
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Do you have an Ex Secret Crush? Do you still communicate? Are they still on the site? How do you feel about them now?( No names Please!)

My Ex Secret Crush left the site in April. Still to this day we communicate through emails. He is a wonderful person and I still hold a flame for him.
I will always be his friend even though we are crushed no more.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:01 PM   #2
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LMAO....secret crushes are taking over this site!!
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:02 PM   #3
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I do and he hasn't been visible on the site in over a year, but I will always consider him my friend and wish him well.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:11 PM   #4
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Ummmmmm, why is it this smells like a trap to me? Somethin's fishy and I'm not talkin tuna.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:18 PM   #5
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I remember the first girl on this site I had a crush on. She's still around, but I don't think she ever knew ......
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:18 PM   #6
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Ummmmmm, why is it this smells like a trap to me? Somethin's fishy and I'm not talkin tuna.
Dang... didn't think of that, lol.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:20 PM   #7
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Ummmmmm, why is it this smells like a trap to me? Somethin's fishy and I'm not talkin tuna.
Nope King not a trap I was just thinking about someone today and I thought about a thread for it. No one has to reply at all.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:23 PM   #8
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I have too many to count.. lol

seriously.. though...

I had one who has left the site..
I had another.. who left the site..
I had the love of my life... who left the site...

I am thinking that if you hook up with me... you will leave the site to
a) make things work at home
b) rediscover yourself and feel less guilty about cheating with me..
c) make things work at home..

sigh...

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Old 08-27-2009, 08:42 PM   #9
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Hmmmm...pondering the ex secret crush vs. the secret ex crush... Don't know what he is besides ex, but i wish him well in every regard.
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Old 08-27-2009, 09:20 PM   #10
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I have one ex secret crush I think about often....but he rarely pops his head in here anymore. But I will always wish him well in my heart.
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Old 08-27-2009, 09:23 PM   #11
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I have too many to count.. lol

seriously.. though...

I had one who has left the site..
I had another.. who left the site..
I had the love of my life... who left the site...

I am thinking that if you hook up with me... you will leave the site to
a) make things work at home
b) rediscover yourself and feel less guilty about cheating with me..
c) make things work at home..

sigh...
Hmmmm. . . . none of these scoober.
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Old 08-27-2009, 09:45 PM   #12
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I don't even know what a crush is...lol
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:15 PM   #13
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LMAO....secret crushes are taking over this site!!
im still curious, how can they be secret crushes after ya let the cat outta the bag?
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:16 PM   #14
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im still curious, how can they be secret crushes after ya let the cat outta the bag?
ask ally, she was working on a defination
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:25 PM   #15
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ask ally, she was working on a defination
Well, it was kind of secret to OTHER people...shhhhh
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:36 PM   #16
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I don't even know what a crush is...lol
OGP has a "you may be crushing if" thread..... soooo fun!
and very informative!
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:58 PM   #17
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Old 08-28-2009, 01:44 AM   #18
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is an ex-secret crush an ex crush or an ex secret.....
hmmm i dont think I have either...
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Old 08-29-2009, 05:08 PM   #19
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I haven't talked with my ex secret crush for long time; I hope he is doing ok.
He was a great guy, and I wish him the best!
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:55 PM   #20
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is an ex-secret crush an ex crush or an ex secret.....
hmmm i dont think I have either...

No, the title's a typo. It's supposed to read your "X" secret crush.
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Old 11-10-2009, 09:53 AM   #21
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me Ex secret crush was never a secret....we have not stayed in contact..but she is and always will have a spot in my heart that is only hers...she is a very special and loving woman who deserves the best in life..
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Old 11-10-2009, 10:39 AM   #22
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My ex secret crush left the site well over a year ago. She sent me a PM letting me know she was leaving the site to work out things at home. She hasn't been back since so I'm hoping her plan worked and that she and her family life is happy.
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:29 PM   #23
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HMM, yea and I do talk to him... He is not aware he was my secret crush..
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:34 PM   #24
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nope...no ex-crushes...just a few ex-crushed
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:41 PM   #25
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He's still on the site. We don't communicate very much at all. We are polite. I think I was so hurt at the time, that it was too hard to tradition into friendship easily. We get along better now and can see we might become good friends one day.
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