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Old 11-14-2009, 04:06 AM   #26
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She wasn't here.....
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:35 AM   #27
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I had alot of ex secret crushes but they did not know I was crushing them. Some are still here and some are gone.
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Old 11-30-2009, 08:25 AM   #28
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aaaaaawwwww gee! Does it have to be a SECRET crush? I'm still in love with the most interesting guy I have ever met. Witty, dark humour, sarcastic, interesting, compatible with me (rare feat) and so very very far away from me. Sigh, I miss him ... my fleeting crush. I love you A ... always will.
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Old 11-30-2009, 08:48 AM   #29
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I had alot of ex secret crushes but they did not know I was crushing them. Some are still here and some are gone.
RB: I know I'm a little old for you, but my old secret,not so secret crush who I was madly in love with-the future father of my babies....left me for his family. I'm crushed. And, you know I've always had a thing for you!

I'm still in mourning....but you know after the requisite week or more so...

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Old 11-30-2009, 08:52 AM   #30
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I'm pretty sure I have no secret ex or crushes for that matter..If thats incorrect I apologize in advance for being a clueless male
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:04 AM   #31
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No ex here!
The cold rain keeps pouring down!
Im searching for you,with the rain in my shoe!
Searchung for you!
In the cold kentucky rain!
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:22 PM   #32
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I have a secret crush on someone here. And she has a secret crush on me. Someday you may find out who she is. Until then, it is our secret.
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:25 PM   #33
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I have a secret crush on someone here. And she has a secret crush on me. Someday you may find out who she is. Until then, it is our secret.
this is the ex thread.... silly goose...

my ex secret crush doesn't even know he was my secret crush..... and he is here...
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:27 PM   #34
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ok...still dont get this one..

is this an ex secret? meaning everyone knows who your crush is
or an ex crush?
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:28 PM   #35
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I heard thru the grapevine that Elmer Fudd is getting jealous of my new secret crush...
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:28 PM   #36
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My ex secret crush is lost forever regardless if she ever finds time or not.
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:57 AM   #37
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:30 AM   #38
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ok...still dont get this one..

is this an ex secret? meaning everyone knows who your crush is
or an ex crush?
Don't tell them glamourgirl, I love you when you have clothes on
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:51 AM   #39
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As far as I know, my ex-secret crush is not on the sight anymore and we have talked and are friends, I don't have any ill will toward her.
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Old 12-03-2009, 06:51 PM   #40
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:59 AM   #41
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is apparently a real ass
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Old 04-25-2010, 02:03 AM   #42
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is apparently a real ass
Oh...maybe I'd rather know about THIS one....lol.
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Old 04-25-2010, 02:04 AM   #43
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sent me a sweet IM today... totally shocked me.. perhaps we are going to be friends again... perhaps not..
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Old 04-25-2010, 02:05 AM   #44
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Oh...maybe I'd rather know about THIS one....lol.

now why would I waste your time and mine with a complete ass?...
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Old 11-11-2010, 08:52 PM   #45
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I don't even remember who that post was about he must have made quite an impact on my life
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:15 PM   #46
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:36 PM   #47
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RB: I know I'm a little old for you, but my old secret,not so secret crush who I was madly in love with-the future father of my babies....left me for his family. I'm crushed. And, you know I've always had a thing for you!

I'm still in mourning....but you know after the requisite week or more so...

Woefully yours.

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bump..
Katy, this goes down as one of my favorite posts of all time....it made me howl!

Sunny, are you bored today? wanna come over and hang out in the pool? How many crush threads does one site need, and what exactly is the difference between most of them?

(actually I'm just jumping up and down because I got good lessons earlier on how to do double quotes in my posts...it only took almost a year and half )
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:39 PM   #48
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Was a cheating lying asshole to sum it up in as few words as possible!

I must clarify. ...my ex secret crush. I am describing is not anyone from this site. It is someone I met in real life I once thought about dating until I found out the truth about him. Don't assume I am always talking about relationships from this site because 99% of the time I'm not.
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Was a cheating lying asshole to sum it up in as few words as possible!
Oh you too?? :
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