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Old 07-05-2014, 09:21 PM   #51
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Sunny, are you bored today? wanna come over and hang out in the pool? How many crush threads does one site need, and what exactly is the difference between most of them?
I would love too! Not sure how you could tell I was bored (unattended) though
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Old 07-05-2014, 10:13 PM   #52
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She needs to be attended to me thinks
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:03 AM   #53
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smells like dog....

And doesn't post yet lurks.....Furker that one
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:05 AM   #54
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smells like dog....

And doesn't post yet lurks.....Furker that one
Humps like one too
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:08 AM   #55
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none yet but there are so many good people here its easy to fall for one.
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:44 AM   #56
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isn't an ex and isn't a secret

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Old 07-06-2014, 12:46 AM   #57
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isn't an ex and isn't not secret
you two make me smile
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:52 AM   #58
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you two make me smile


Same how I feel about you two
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:58 AM   #59
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Same how I feel about you two
hey...we should double date
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Old 07-06-2014, 01:00 AM   #60
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hey...we should double date
sounds like a plan maybe even a wedding
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Old 07-06-2014, 02:08 AM   #61
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I always thought very highly of Glamour Girl. she left a few years ago and says hello here every so often.
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:31 AM   #62
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sounds like a plan maybe even a wedding
Lemmee be Vince Vaughn..oh please please lemme be Vince Vaughn!
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Old 07-06-2014, 11:04 AM   #63
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Lemmee be Vince Vaughn..oh please please lemme be Vince Vaughn!
But that ass screams bon jovi ;
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Old 07-06-2014, 11:15 AM   #64
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bump..
So, you are the one who bumped this ancient thread.

It's been so long, I can't remember.
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Old 07-06-2014, 11:23 AM   #65
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So, you are the one who bumped this ancient thread.

It's been so long, I can't remember.
I'm accident prone
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Old 07-06-2014, 11:31 AM   #66
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Is still one of the sweetest men I have yet known.. it's a shame we no longer talk.. I do miss the friendship..
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Old 12-11-2014, 12:08 AM   #67
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Old 12-11-2014, 12:10 AM   #68
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He used to be secret; now he isn't.
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Old 12-11-2014, 12:11 AM   #69
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oh beezlebub
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oh beezlebub
Crushing on Satan eh? I guess that kinda makes sense.
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Crushing on Satan eh? I guess that kinda makes sense.
Yes. .he left me with a heart full of sulfur
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Yes. .he left me with a heart full of sulfur
How unfortunate. At least he was hot in bed. Or so I'd assume...
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How unfortunate. At least he was hot in bed. Or so I'd assume...
Yeah, but those cloven hooves. Meh
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Yeah, but those cloven hooves. Meh
Damn those goat legs
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Yeah, but those cloven hooves. Meh
*ahem*

Cue the theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEEasR7hVhA
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