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Old 01-10-2018, 06:54 PM   #2101
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Eating that orange yogurt instead of meat..
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Old 01-10-2018, 08:59 PM   #2102
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The walk when I got home
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Old 01-10-2018, 09:45 PM   #2103
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To have ice cream
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Old 01-11-2018, 03:45 PM   #2104
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To go shopping for me!
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:40 PM   #2105
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putting that block right back on

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Old 01-13-2018, 06:35 PM   #2106
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Coming home today .
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:10 PM   #2107
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Decompressing
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:05 PM   #2108
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I took a long, satisfying nap
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:11 PM   #2109
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Trying a new bbq place...Sooooo gooood!
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:28 PM   #2110
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:58 PM   #2111
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Old 01-18-2018, 10:39 PM   #2112
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to stick with it
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Old 01-19-2018, 12:17 AM   #2113
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To cook tonight rather than getting takeout.
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Old 01-19-2018, 01:09 PM   #2114
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To tidy this place up, make a massage appt for us and get my doctor appt. on the books.
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Old 01-19-2018, 05:58 PM   #2115
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popping the top off
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Old 01-19-2018, 06:29 PM   #2116
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Turning on the phone sex voice during my interview
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Old 01-19-2018, 07:09 PM   #2117
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Take the dog for a long walk I needed the fresh air and so did she.
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:50 PM   #2118
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:53 PM   #2119
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To take a few shits of Jack it cure my cough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-19-2018, 09:56 PM   #2120
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To take a few shits of Jack it cure my cough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shits or shots? Cause one I can understand
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Old 01-19-2018, 10:18 PM   #2121
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Old 01-19-2018, 10:19 PM   #2122
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to remember that when we fall down, we pick our asses back up
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Old 01-19-2018, 10:20 PM   #2123
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Wtf do I even open the link, I know what itís gonna be
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Old 01-19-2018, 10:22 PM   #2124
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Buying that Kashi cereal wif the chocolate in it..
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Old 01-19-2018, 10:50 PM   #2125
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Haircut. Very aerodynamic now.
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