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Old 01-15-2010, 12:55 AM   #1
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Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

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Old 01-15-2010, 01:00 AM   #2
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CHARLIE BROWN:
(Spoken)
I'm so happy. That little red-headed gril dropped her pencil.
It has teeth marks all over it. She nibbles her pencil.
She's human! It hasn't been such a bad day after all.

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HAPPINESS IS FINDING A PENCIL.

SNOOPY:
PIZZA WITH SAUSAGE

LINUS:
TELLING THE TIME.

SCHROEDER:
HAPPINESS IS LEARNING TO WHISTLE.

LINUS:
TYING YOUR SHOE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

SALLY:
HAPPINESS IS PLAYING THE DRUM IN YOUR OWN SCHOOL BAND.

CHARLIE BROWN:
AND HAPPINESS IS WALKING HAND IN HAND.
HAPPINESS IS TWO KINDS OF ICE CREAM.

LUCY:
KNOWING A SECRET.

SCHROEDER:
CLIMBING A TREE.

CHARLIE BROWN:
HAPPINESS IS FIVE DIFFERENT CRAYONS.

SCHROEDER:
CATCHING A FIREFLY.
SETTING HIM FREE.

CHARLIE BROWN:
HAPPINESS IS BEING ALONE EVERY NOW AND THEN.

ALL:
AND HAPPINESS IS COMING HOME AGAIN.

CHARLIE BROWN:
HAPPINESS IS MORNING AND EVENING,
DAY TIME AND NIGHT TIME TOO.
FOR HAPPINESS IS ANYONE AND ANYTHING AT ALL
THAT'S LOVED BY YOU.

LINUS:
HAPPINESS IS HAVING A SISTER.

LUCY:
SHARING A SANDWICH.

LUCY AND LINUS:
GETTING ALONG.

ALL:
HAPPINESS IS SINGING TOGETHER WHEN DAY IS THROUGH,
AND HAPPINESS IS THOSE WHO SING WITH YOU.
HAPPINESS IS MORNING AND EVENING,
DAYTIME AND NIGHTTIME TOO.

CHARLIE BROWN:
FOR HAPPINESS IS ANYONE AND ANYTHING AT ALL
THAT'S LOVED BY YOU.
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:01 AM   #3
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Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude.
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:07 AM   #4
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:26 AM   #5
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:28 AM   #6
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Happiness is this song right now:

Mary j blige ~ I'm going Down
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:30 AM   #7
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Is so many different things, for me it seeing my kids succeed, so basically being a good parent brings me happiness.......
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:31 AM   #8
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is what ever makes me feel good...his kiss on neck, this hot chocolate I am drinking, the lmao moments I get on here, the vibrator I am about to use,...it is the small moments during the day that make me feel like I am not losing my mind...at least not completely...I have to steal these moments as often as I can to keep going...
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:40 AM   #9
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Happiness is fleeting so enjoy when it presents itself and dont waste it. When it is gone you will miss it so make the next appearance and the next one after that more special!
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:58 AM   #10
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happiness is getting what I want.. when I want it.. and my damn mobile yahoo working..
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:02 AM   #11
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Happiness is the simple things in life. Children laughing, watching the sun rise across the lake, watermelon on a hot summmer's day, a snowflake landing on my nose, watching a bee land on a flower and do its work, a smile.
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:04 AM   #12
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:05 AM   #13
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:05 AM   #14
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Happiness is the simple things in life. Children laughing, watching the sun rise across the lake, watermelon on a hot summmer's day, a snowflake landing on my nose, watching a bee land on a flower and do its work, a smile.
You mean full awareness,hun?And alos listening to your heart beats..
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:09 AM   #15
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You mean full awareness,hun?And alos listening to your heart beats..

Yes, Yaser. Something like that. I think we tend to take the little things in life for granted and it seems to me they are the things that bring us happiness.
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:35 AM   #17
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:09 PM   #18
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Yes, Yaser. Something like that. I think we tend to take the little things in life for granted and it seems to me they are the things that bring us happiness.
Little things are not little things...great things are not great things in fact.Happiness it not to have....Happiness is not do..Happiness is not to to be...Happiness is to be fully aware of who you are and where you are.
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:52 PM   #22
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:52 PM   #23
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... watching a beautiful woman at a distance. I wonder who she is. I wonder if she's married. Does she feel the radiance of my gaze from across the room, or is it lost among the gazes from other men watching at the same moment? Can she feel the temperature within my body climb towards the ceiling ... say, is that a touch of moisture I feel coming from her direction? Maybe a single, longing gaze can indeed create a lasting, erotic connection!
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