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Old 04-17-2010, 07:55 PM   #26
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There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added Vermouth
And slipped his girl a martini
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:13 PM   #27
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There is a young man
whose mum named Xanadu
'Tis only a rumor of course
But his name was changed to Xan
Once the gals saw there was no ado.
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Old 04-17-2010, 10:24 PM   #28
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There once was a lad named Chet
whose male member was quite short set.
When his wife gave invitation
to perform copulation
she always asked, "is it in yet?"
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Old 04-18-2010, 02:14 AM   #29
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In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
massaging the bust of his madam,
he chuckled with mirth,
for he knew that on earth,
there were only two boobs and he had ‘em.
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Old 04-18-2010, 09:26 AM   #30
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There once was a lady named Kate
who needed to find a new mate
though she'd do nothing crass
she showed off her ass
and even the gay men went straight!

Katy!
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Old 04-18-2010, 01:09 PM   #31
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A redhead sat by the sea
And I thought she was waiting for me
I took off my pants
and asked her to dance
She smiled, and gave me her knee

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Old 04-18-2010, 03:36 PM   #32
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A lady entranced by Xan's riff
Still stormed away in a tiff
"He showed me a pharoah-
hard, straight as an arrow-
yet not what I meant by a stiff!"
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Old 04-18-2010, 03:54 PM   #33
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A lady addicted to verse
some good, some better, some worse
Could know off a rhyme
any old time
Was a blessing or was it a curse?
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:09 PM   #34
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There once was a girl named Cadence
Who constantly denied her radiance
A moving target was she
No one place would she be
As the one thing she lacked was patience
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:50 PM   #35
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There once was a man called Bryan
who charmed all without even tryin'.
When he wanted sex
he showed off his pecs
and watched all the ladies come flyin'.
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Old 04-18-2010, 05:26 PM   #36
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On the dance floor shakin and bakin
Was a redhead, movin and quakin
she had all the moves
the rhythm and grooves
Too bad, cuz I think she is taken
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Old 04-18-2010, 08:24 PM   #37
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That Xanadu, so I'm told
Is breathtaking to behold
He sounds like a tease
But he aims to please
Unless the water's really cold!
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Old 04-18-2010, 08:28 PM   #38
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We were goin for quick skinny dip
And the size was beginning to slip
She got on her knees
And gave it a squeeze
And then needed both hands to keep grip
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There once was a lad Bryan
Over him all the ladies were dyin'
Curious to know what was zipped up down there
When they peeked, a few swoonin'
Others cryin'
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There was a girl, maybe a few
Who had never had a good screw
She joined a great site
With the guys, put up a fight
And left all their balls turning blue
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Old 04-19-2010, 02:29 PM   #41
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While GirlNextDoor's watching the clock
Each guy's watching her like a hawk
And if she's getting wet
Then it's a sure bet
Each one would like her on his dock.
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Cadence is addicted again
This thread lets her exercise her brain
But enter a flirty guy
She's gone in a blink of an eye
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There once was a girl name Next Door
Who was quite the avid texter
She typed with great speed
As the urge filled her need
Making her feel more like a gen-exer
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Old 04-20-2010, 04:01 PM   #44
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For a letter which might seduce Bryan
Try nine syllable words-I'm not lyin'.
As far as a cam
Although sometimes a ham
I hear that the girls are still tryin'!
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I teach beautiful ladies coition:
I charge not a dime for tuition:
I teach 'em the ways
In which a gent plays,
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:38 AM   #46
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Good show RDY to have started this thread....
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:25 AM   #47
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Good show RDY to have started this thread....
A little English ribaldry....
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A little English ribaldry....
I will watch from the sidelines, and, if you don't mind will also enjoy.

Good show last night on Sky News with the UK Debate...
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Sir Fox all the gals thought was hot
Some even tried to light a fire under his pot
He soon broke that habit by hiding the matches
But, in the most ridiculous of hatches
In each of the interested gals' twat. ****

****Swear, this is last time I will use twat...swear this was first time****
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Sir Fox all the gals thought was hot
Some even tried to light a fire under his pot
He soon broke that habit by hiding the matches
But, in the most ridiculous of hatches
In each of the interested gals' twat. ****

****Swear, this is last time I will use twat...swear this was first time****

Did someone SAY that I should watch from the sidelines?
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