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Old 04-23-2010, 09:39 AM   #51
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I love the word twat: it just sounds so cute to me. And when you type it! Whew!

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A marvelous organ, the twat,
A flower you fondle and swat.
Two petals, a nub,
So joyous to rub,
And it blooms every time that you squat.

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Old 04-23-2010, 10:29 AM   #52
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There once was a man named Corvid
Whose mind was a tad bit sordid
He thought twat was a work of art
He's so damned wicked smaaart
But his Red Sox are playing so morbid!
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:36 AM   #53
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The Sox are a load of sad pricks
And always step onto their dicks.
The Splinter, and Yaz,
and all of that jazz
does nothing to hide that they're sick.
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:40 AM   #54
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I love the word twat: it just sounds so cute to me. And when you type it! Whew!

The limerick:

A marvelous organ, the twat,
A flower you fondle and swat.
Two petals, a nub,
So joyous to rub,
And it blooms every time that you squat.


Me too .. a big fan in all its glory
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:42 AM   #55
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It seems to be one of those days..
Where you pay your duties and play...
The hands keep on typing ...
The the face goes on smiling...
Before you know the panties and briefs are down...
I wouldn't mistake it for going to town..
It seems the toy will do it for now...
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HvenSent mentions "the sign says trouble"
No way will this burst her bubble
For she's horny you see
Loves to be taken orally
Especially when her man has some stubble
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Bryan is half right in his rhyme...
I wouldn't say its quite a crime...
The stubble is rough....
The sex is tough...
But sanding my kitty with stubble...
Is not the experience I want so please burst that bubble..
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Old 04-23-2010, 11:03 AM   #58
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HevnSent works in an office.
Her demeanor is quiet, felicitous.
But she's going to town,
With her hands up her gown,
Beating off with furious prejudice.
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Old 04-23-2010, 11:24 AM   #59
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Bryan sure likes the pussies and thighs
and his lover girl's sweet moaning sighs.
But with a burgeoning beard
all that it is heard
is her screaming and cursing and cries.
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:43 AM   #60
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Corvid joined the site 3 years and 3 months back in the day
With only 270 posts has he made during that stay
He's now found himself a thread
That he's liking instead
Cause before he had near nothing to say
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:15 AM   #61
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There is a girl I consider a bitch..
Her mouth should stay shut I put in a stitch..
I would mind her sharing a piece of her mind..
But I'm afraid she has nothing to spare so I will tell her to kiss my behind..
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:28 AM   #62
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There was a young harlot from Kew,
who filled her vagina with glue,
she said with a grin,
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they’ll pay to get out of it, too.”
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Old 04-24-2010, 09:23 AM   #63
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Corvid joined the site 3 years and 3 months back in the day
With only 270 posts has he made during that stay
He's now found himself a thread
That he's liking instead
Cause before he had near nothing to say
Ol' Bryan sure casts a great limerick.
Clearly, his own special bailiwick.
And it's true what he said:
Crow's found no good thread.
The others, they all leave him brainsick.
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Old 04-24-2010, 11:27 AM   #64
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Glad you're back, are you our little lost sheep
Who has come back to the fold just to bleat
What you say does seem witty
And it would sure be a pity
If you wandered off again without a peep
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Old 04-24-2010, 11:35 AM   #65
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I once pined for the beauty next door
And just wanted to she her the more
When she showered at night
It was love at first sight
Now it is toujours l'amour....
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Old 04-24-2010, 11:48 AM   #66
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There was a fine gent named rdy
Who like to peep every night steady
When caught with a fright
The girl said it's alright
Last night I was at your window in a teddy
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It was oh such a wonderful sight
It kept him awake most every night
He'd always remember
That night in September
When she showed him her garden of delight!
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Old 04-24-2010, 12:43 PM   #68
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GirlNextDoor, you leave me transformed.
Your Limerick is perfectly formed!
I think it's so sweet;
My day's now complete,
And my heart has been perfectly warmed.

But Filth is the theme of this stunt.
To comply I have to blunt.
So I give you my thanks
With three dozen spanks,
And a kiss for your fabulous cunt.
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Old 04-24-2010, 12:49 PM   #69
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Corvid was known
For his addiction to porn
In any way, shape or form
It became too much however one day
When he stole his poor doggy's porn away
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Your corrections have been noted in this thread
Perhaps you can spank me in bed
But please be aware
And take a little care
Because my ass is apparently still red
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Your smarting, glowing ass begs for an ode, which will take some time, I'm afraid. Bear with me, please ...
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Katydid,

I didn't know there was doggy-style porn,
Where tails and collars are worn.
Do they sniff 'round their butts,
those mangy ol' mutts,
and apart do they have to be torn?
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I'm really trying here
Hopefully I'll get better
If not, be of good cheer
I'll not hesitate and
Get my ass right out of here!
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There was a young lad named Dick
Who had an enormously long prick
He had pants tailored to fit it
When he tried them on he had a fit
It only appeared he was wielding a stick

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Katy you are perfect just as you are
I like everything about you so far
but Corvid will be mad
If it don't try to be bad
So let's get some dick tonight at the bar
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Their favorite snack was called cock in a cone
Which was mostly a weenie in a scone
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