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Old 01-10-2018, 04:56 PM   #1476
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there may well be some bits of a Jaffa cake there too...
Getting really hard to resist.......
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Old 01-10-2018, 04:58 PM   #1477
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there might be something hard down there too
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Old 01-10-2018, 05:01 PM   #1478
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there might be something hard down there too
The remote control??
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Old 01-10-2018, 05:03 PM   #1479
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lol you'll just have to rummage around down there yourself if u want to get turned on...
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Old 01-10-2018, 05:40 PM   #1480
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:28 PM   #1481
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my hand
it's still there


dropped my f*ckin phone, perv
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:22 PM   #1482
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:58 PM   #1483
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:16 PM   #1484
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:18 PM   #1485
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:23 PM   #1486
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:24 PM   #1487
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Old 01-12-2018, 11:32 PM   #1488
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:06 AM   #1489
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:43 PM   #1490
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and it'll be for the last thing you could guess
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:45 PM   #1491
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:36 PM   #1492
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:58 PM   #1493
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Old 01-16-2018, 11:00 PM   #1494
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Old 01-19-2018, 01:54 PM   #1495
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Old 01-22-2018, 12:34 PM   #1496
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Old 01-22-2018, 12:46 PM   #1497
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Old 01-22-2018, 01:01 PM   #1498
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Old 01-24-2018, 04:34 AM   #1499
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Do you REALLY REALLY want me to answer this?....

Cuz I COULD do deets!....!
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