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Old 10-17-2010, 01:58 PM   #1
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Old 10-17-2010, 02:05 PM   #2
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Old 10-17-2010, 02:12 PM   #3
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Old 10-17-2010, 03:11 PM   #4
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Old 10-17-2010, 03:15 PM   #5
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Old 10-17-2010, 03:36 PM   #6
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Old 10-17-2010, 03:37 PM   #7
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Old 10-17-2010, 03:41 PM   #8
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:18 PM   #9
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:19 PM   #10
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:22 PM   #11
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:27 PM   #12
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:40 PM   #13
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:19 PM   #14
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:23 PM   #15
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OH...another 30 minutes has gone...time flying in the chat room.
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:24 PM   #16
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:31 PM   #17
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Yep...medic...chatting is addictive...that is still what I was doing 30 minutes ago...
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:35 PM   #18
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Yep...medic...chatting is addictive...that is still what I was doing 30 minutes ago...
And 30 minutes from now i will still be doing it i hope
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:37 PM   #19
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was thinking the Bears were going to find a way to win.............nope.
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:41 PM   #20
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I was on foot for a walk in this beautiful Iowa weather. Thirty minutes from now, it could be snowing.
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:54 PM   #21
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Becoming ridiculously sad saying goodbye to a man I love when I know we cant work...Crazy ass sad now after 30 minutes!
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:56 PM   #22
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And is the weather still pleasant in your part of Iowa? It is in my part too
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Old 10-17-2010, 06:03 PM   #23
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Old 10-17-2010, 06:05 PM   #24
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Old 10-17-2010, 06:16 PM   #25
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My son is heading out to his first MAJOR kids-only party where anything could happen. I've spent at LEAST the last 30 minutes on the phone with the other moms preparing for the worst and hoping for the best. ARGH! I'm on pick-up duty...
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