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Old 11-30-2017, 03:54 AM   #10801
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Old 11-30-2017, 08:59 AM   #10802
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Old 11-30-2017, 09:08 AM   #10803
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Old 12-04-2017, 08:46 PM   #10804
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Old 12-04-2017, 09:09 PM   #10805
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Old 12-04-2017, 09:23 PM   #10806
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Old 12-04-2017, 09:34 PM   #10807
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Old 12-04-2017, 09:36 PM   #10808
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feeding the dog

and not what you are thinking you dirty minded disgusting person you....I was providing nutrition to my pet canine
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Old 12-05-2017, 02:14 AM   #10809
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Old 12-05-2017, 02:33 AM   #10810
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Old 12-05-2017, 02:50 AM   #10811
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Old 12-05-2017, 04:29 AM   #10812
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Old 04-05-2018, 06:50 PM   #10813
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I was on my way to the gym, and then I sat down. Big mistake
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Old 04-06-2018, 02:47 PM   #10814
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Old 04-06-2018, 02:48 PM   #10815
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Old 04-06-2018, 02:51 PM   #10816
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I was on my way to the gym, and then I sat down. Big mistake
LOL...this morning I kept pushing it 2 more minutes...over and over again—left the house way late and shorted myself on workout time. At least I made it; however, opted for the lazy workout and hopped on the eliptical. Better than nothing.
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Old 04-06-2018, 05:08 PM   #10817
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Old 04-06-2018, 05:10 PM   #10818
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Old 04-06-2018, 07:51 PM   #10819
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Old 04-06-2018, 08:46 PM   #10820
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Old 04-13-2018, 12:06 PM   #10821
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Old 04-13-2018, 02:10 PM   #10822
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Old 04-13-2018, 07:24 PM   #10823
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Old 04-13-2018, 08:00 PM   #10824
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Old 04-15-2018, 12:47 PM   #10825
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