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Old 10-21-2017, 11:10 PM   #5251
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kidding no??
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Old 10-22-2017, 07:59 AM   #5252
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you've been outvoted, hurry up!
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:24 PM   #5253
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Give me the damn ball enough already
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:24 PM   #5254
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Give me the damn ball enough already
Either you're playing with a dog or your man is holding out on you
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:48 PM   #5255
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Don't go over there she don't won't you in her yard.
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Old 10-22-2017, 11:04 PM   #5256
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I have to get my work phone and glasses
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Old 10-23-2017, 01:47 AM   #5257
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go to bed sweetie
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Old 10-23-2017, 03:11 AM   #5258
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Old 10-23-2017, 10:06 PM   #5259
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Old 10-23-2017, 10:08 PM   #5260
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oh lordy
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Old 10-24-2017, 12:18 AM   #5261
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G'night to hubs at 9..he is sleeping like a baby..4am comes early
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Old 10-24-2017, 05:37 PM   #5262
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they were just piled here so I left them
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Old 10-24-2017, 05:47 PM   #5263
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Yoda come back here. I don't feel like chasing you down
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Old 10-24-2017, 07:02 PM   #5264
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You got walnuts?!
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Old 10-24-2017, 07:03 PM   #5265
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Yoda come back here. I don't feel like chasing you down
"Come back I will when food is in dish."
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Old 10-24-2017, 07:04 PM   #5266
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Sh*t just got real.
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Old 10-24-2017, 08:23 PM   #5267
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Ok see you soon
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Old 01-06-2018, 10:47 PM   #5268
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Old 01-06-2018, 10:56 PM   #5269
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Oh yes lots of fun
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Old 01-10-2018, 08:16 PM   #5270
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not this time
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Old 01-10-2018, 08:44 PM   #5271
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Old 01-13-2018, 04:54 PM   #5272
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f*cking ice!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-13-2018, 04:54 PM   #5273
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That's my lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-17-2018, 12:00 AM   #5274
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Old 01-17-2018, 07:46 AM   #5275
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Here we go again
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