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Old 11-06-2012, 05:53 AM   #51
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you taste like my sister
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Old 11-06-2012, 05:59 AM   #52
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that is because I just did her , now its your turn
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:01 AM   #53
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paging Scoobertina, please come to the Lounge
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:57 AM   #54
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I don't care what your name is, just type I want to get off
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:18 AM   #55
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The game doesn't start for another 4 minutes
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:18 AM   #56
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Just lick around the string... (ewww)
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:01 AM   #57
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your wife is on the phone. lemme know when you're ready.
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:29 AM   #58
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omg ok.. IF you wash the dirty dishes, THEN we'll have sex..

lol.. just like bribing kids to do chores
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:16 AM   #59
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omg ok.. IF you wash the dirty dishes, THEN we'll have sex..

lol.. just like bribing kids to do chores
dude. why you gotta blow up my spot like that? I already did that one.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:39 AM   #60
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Again??? Didn't we do it last month?
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:40 AM   #61
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omg ok.. IF you wash the dirty dishes, THEN we'll have sex..

lol.. just like bribing kids to do chores
I'll wash the dishes for you.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:45 AM   #62
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lemme turn off this episode of Hoarders and then we can get down to business.. I've got some stuff to hide for you, baby!
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:48 AM   #63
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Just ignore the dingleberries, I want you!
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Old 11-06-2012, 12:07 PM   #64
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mmmm your body's so nice and hot when you have the flu it's giving me a boner..
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:42 PM   #65
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what the hell are you doing?
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:45 PM   #66
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But that's not how they did it on the porn channel
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:53 PM   #67
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talking... just stop talking
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:56 PM   #68
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Can you please not fart this time?
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:58 PM   #69
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Ugh! Did you eat Garlic for lunch.. nasty
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:56 PM   #70
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So like, um, ya wanna?
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:58 PM   #71
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did you just fart?
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:04 PM   #72
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In general, as a whole, I am insecure and quite a needy person and well, I just thought you and me could, well, share our ASL and get to know each other?????
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:10 PM   #73
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hey hold on there baby... while you're down there.. see that string? can you pull it?
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:14 PM   #74
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So like, um, ya wanna?
Hey that was my marriage proposal !
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:52 PM   #75
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Do you have to phone her right now??
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