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Old 12-22-2017, 10:27 AM   #551
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This is a good book.
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Old 12-22-2017, 10:36 AM   #552
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You have herpes too, right?
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Old 12-22-2017, 11:01 AM   #553
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Old 12-22-2017, 11:02 AM   #554
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You woke me up for that?
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Old 12-22-2017, 11:13 AM   #555
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Sorry, tried not to wake you.
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Old 12-22-2017, 11:19 AM   #556
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Sorry, tried not to wake you.
So Cal! Hey!! I see you “back there!” Stealth penis is not happening.
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Old 12-22-2017, 11:28 AM   #557
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Old 12-22-2017, 07:05 PM   #558
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I’ll never get those 2 and a half minutes back. Butt ya, let’s do that again...no I’ll call you..
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Old 12-27-2017, 04:05 PM   #559
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do you reckon your sister will join in next time?
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Old 12-27-2017, 04:09 PM   #560
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Can I pay you Tuesday?
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Old 12-27-2017, 04:22 PM   #561
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Hurry up and get dressed hubby will be home any minute.
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Old 12-27-2017, 04:25 PM   #562
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are you cooking fish?
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Old 12-27-2017, 04:41 PM   #563
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Can you get that cobweb down please....now?
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Old 12-27-2017, 04:45 PM   #564
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Can you get that cobweb down please....now?
you didn't did you?
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Old 12-27-2017, 04:50 PM   #565
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you didn't did you?
Nah....I at least let him get his breath back first
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Old 12-27-2017, 08:18 PM   #566
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Never had one that small before.
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Old 12-28-2017, 01:11 PM   #567
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was I in?
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Old 12-28-2017, 01:57 PM   #568
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So, who are you again?
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Old 12-28-2017, 04:27 PM   #569
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Well that was different
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Old 12-28-2017, 04:38 PM   #570
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ive had better
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Old 12-28-2017, 09:18 PM   #571
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You can take the bag off your head now.
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Old 12-28-2017, 09:21 PM   #572
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I'm sorry, I think I slept through part of it... was I ok though?
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Old 12-28-2017, 11:39 PM   #573
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Mom said you might not be good in bed...I lost the bet...
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:56 PM   #574
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:59 PM   #575
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Damn, I've been using those condoms for years and never had one break on me like that.
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