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Old 01-06-2018, 03:30 PM   #1
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Default Anti-Wrinkle Cream...does it work

cos i got some for Christmas and have been rubbing them on my balls....its done nothing they still look like walnuts...

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Old 01-06-2018, 03:31 PM   #2
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I rub it on my tits, no lifting so far...rubbish
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It will take the wrinkles out of your wallet for sure
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Old 01-06-2018, 03:36 PM   #4
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Nope .. it don't work.
Age, your genes and smoking will determine the severity of your wrinkles!
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Old 01-06-2018, 03:37 PM   #5
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If you make it a priority at a younger age to care for skin it does help .. smoking tanning ith a no no..
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Old 01-06-2018, 03:39 PM   #6
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went round a department store and the amount of creams lotions and potions is staggering.....i think getting covered in mud every week helped me maintain my youthful looks....(honest)
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Try dipping your nuts in boiling hot water for 5 minutes and then applying a moisturizing cream each night before bed. Really works, honest.
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went round a department store and the amount of creams lotions and potions is staggering.....i think getting covered in mud every week helped me maintain my youthful looks....(honest)
Actually, yes mud is very good. I have a mud mask that I use regularly. My skin feels and looks amazing afterwards.
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Old 01-06-2018, 03:46 PM   #9
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Try dipping your nuts in boiling hot water for 5 minutes and then applying a moisturizing cream each night before bed. Really works, honest.
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Is there a specific nut moisturizer that you use?
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Old 01-06-2018, 03:53 PM   #11
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it only makes em blister....so i was told
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I bet it was Wayney that told you
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cos i got some for Christmas and have been rubbing them on my balls....its done nothing they still look like walnuts...

Well did they look any different when you were younger? You can always just go full on fuzzy and no one will ever get close enough to see the wrinkles
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I put it on my balls and now they're wrinkle free.

But they're 3 times the size.
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Old 01-06-2018, 06:20 PM   #15
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Well did they look any different when you were younger? You can always just go full on fuzzy and no one will ever get close enough to see the wrinkles
ill give it a try....once the blisters have gone down
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I put it on my balls and now they're wrinkle free.

But they're 3 times the size.
Sounds like the beginnings of an AC/DC song.
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Old 01-06-2018, 06:29 PM   #17
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went round a department store and the amount of creams lotions and potions is staggering.....i think getting covered in mud every week helped me maintain my youthful looks....(honest)
Get a jar of coconut oil and use it for your moisturizing needs! If something has too many chemicals in it for your internal organs it probably shouldn't be used on your external ones either
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Get a jar of coconut oil and use it for your moisturizing needs! If something has too many chemicals in it for your internal organs it probably shouldn't be used on your external ones either
not to add to the subject..lol but coconut oil is super when used to moisturize hair..
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Get a jar of coconut oil and use it for your moisturizing needs! If something has too many chemicals in it for your internal organs it probably shouldn't be used on your external ones either
Wait a minute.

Don't people use alcohol rubs?
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Get a jar of coconut oil and use it for your moisturizing needs! If something has too many chemicals in it for your internal organs it probably shouldn't be used on your external ones either
but would you drink a bottle of shampoo?
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Wait a minute.

Don't people use alcohol rubs?
I suppose if I spilled tequila on me I might rub it in or lick it off, but somehow I don't think that's what you are talking about
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Old 01-06-2018, 06:40 PM   #22
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but would you drink a bottle of shampoo?
How much is it worth?
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How much is it worth?
lol...be priceless watch you fart bubbles for the next week
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but would you drink a bottle of shampoo?
No, but I wouldn't use most of them on my hair either. Baking soda and lemon juice or apple cider vinegar is much better for you!
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