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Old 01-06-2018, 05:46 PM   #26
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I use a moisturizing cream twice a day.. I guess im vain. but it works for me..
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Old 01-06-2018, 05:48 PM   #27
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Watch?? You should be so lucky!
lol...dont go showing off your Kylie Minogue impressions to me
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Old 01-06-2018, 05:48 PM   #28
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I keep a bottle of lotion in my basement with my pet poodle
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Old 01-06-2018, 06:45 PM   #29
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Only if it comes with a dose of botox.
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Old 01-06-2018, 10:47 PM   #30
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Everyobe shush.
Its my last thread of hope.
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Old 01-07-2018, 09:38 AM   #31
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I keep a bottle of lotion in my basement with my pet poodle
"Hey mister I got your dog."
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Old 01-07-2018, 01:01 PM   #32
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Old 01-07-2018, 01:13 PM   #33
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"Put the lotion in the goddamn basket!"
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