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Old 11-30-2007, 10:28 AM   #51
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Difference Scores of 0 - 7. Nirvana, here we come!

You are extremely satisfied with your sex life. You and your lover probably have excellent communication skills, you let each other know what you like and dislike - and how often you like it. Be sure to test your partner too. If your partner also scored between zero and seven you are a wonderful lover. Keep up the communication and you will enjoy many happy years of great sex.


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Old 11-30-2007, 10:35 AM   #52
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:45 AM   #53
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I got a 2.

Difference Scores of 0 - 7. Nirvana, here we come!

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Old 11-30-2007, 10:59 AM   #54
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Difference Scores of 14 - 39. Close, but no cigar!

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Old 12-06-2007, 10:21 PM   #55
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Your score is: 7







Difference Scores of 0 - 7. Nirvana, here we come!


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Old 12-12-2007, 01:33 AM   #56
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Your score is:document.write(quizanswer); 8
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Old 12-12-2007, 12:45 PM   #57
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Difference Scores of 14 - 39. Close, but no cigar!

You are close to sexual bliss, but you and your partner have some work to do. You are either not letting your partner clearly know your needs or your partner is not doing his/her job to fulfill those needs. Talk about this test with your lover. Read through your partner's answers. If your mate's score is similar to yours you both have homework. Schedule some romantic time together and talk about your needs and wishes. Be flexible and help your partner get a lower score too. Both of you should focus on improving your communication and retake this test in a month. Chart your progress.
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Old 12-12-2007, 03:50 PM   #58
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27 here, i guess ineed someone excitement, heytheis is 150! posts, maybe now some excitement will come my way
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Old 12-12-2007, 04:05 PM   #59
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HA a 65, guessing that's the highest worst possible score.. then again knew i'd score poorly since sex is a big fat zero for me.... or should we count cyber here too?? ehhh doesn't much matter, ain't much of that happening either so the score probably wouldn't change much..

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Old 12-13-2007, 07:39 AM   #60
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I'm an 18.

Hmmmmmmm.
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:17 AM   #61
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I got a 9 the first time I took the test...

Today I got a 10.....shit, I'm getting worse not better....
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:59 AM   #62
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My score was a 33.
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:19 AM   #63
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u go noodlegurl...my score was 27..close but no cigar...story of my sex lif in just 4 words...lol
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:31 AM   #64
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A 20.....omg i need serious help...lol



Difference Scores of 14 - 39. Close, but no cigar!

You are close to sexual bliss, but you and your partner have some work to do. You are either not letting your partner clearly know your needs or your partner is not doing his/her job to fulfill those needs. Talk about this test with your lover. Read through your partner's answers. If your mate's score is similar to yours you both have homework. Schedule some romantic time together and talk about your needs and wishes. Be flexible and help your partner get a lower score too. Both of you should focus on improving your communication and retake this test in a month. Chart your progress.
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:51 AM   #65
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i got a big round zero. guess i don't even qualify for testing..
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:57 AM   #66
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A 20.....omg i need serious help...lol



Difference Scores of 14 - 39. Close, but no cigar!

You are close to sexual bliss, but you and your partner have some work to do. You are either not letting your partner clearly know your needs or your partner is not doing his/her job to fulfill those needs. Talk about this test with your lover. Read through your partner's answers. If your mate's score is similar to yours you both have homework. Schedule some romantic time together and talk about your needs and wishes. Be flexible and help your partner get a lower score too. Both of you should focus on improving your communication and retake this test in a month. Chart your progress.
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:59 AM   #67
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Difference Scores of 8 - 13. Oooh la la! 13

You have a fulfilled sex life. You and your partner probably have wonderful communication skills, you let each other know what you like and dislike - and generally how often you like them. You may differ on a couple of activities, but make sure your partner takes this test and discuss your results together. Continue to communicate and you'll enjoy many happy years of good sex.
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:39 PM   #68
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not sure where im at there
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:41 PM   #69
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I'm a very submissive lover. doens't mean i'm not good just means I'll do what ever your really really like
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:04 PM   #70
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on a scale of 1 to 10 I am a 9.89999
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Old 12-14-2007, 06:13 AM   #71
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Your score is: 5

Did I pass? lol.
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Old 12-14-2007, 06:39 PM   #72
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23 hmmm?
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:03 PM   #73
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anyway..to conclude! Yes I am!
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:07 PM   #74
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Difference Scores Above 40 Warning

Your lover is not meeting your needs. You are sexually unfulfilled. You are not enjoying what you want most of the time. There may be problems in your relationship other than lack of sexual satisfaction. Talk about this test with your partner. Read through your lover's answers. Study the ideas at the end of this chapter and section on how to be a better lover in chapter eight. Take some tips from the relationship chapter too.
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Old 12-14-2007, 08:44 PM   #75
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So would a 27 be considered bad. HMMMMM, one of us has some work to do here I think.
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