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Old 07-24-2019, 01:47 PM   #71951
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Don't you agree that there are already some politicians mooning you in a way ?
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Old 07-24-2019, 01:48 PM   #71952
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Isn't that all they're good for?
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Old 07-24-2019, 01:49 PM   #71953
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Wouldn't it be interesting if they would for real ?
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Old 07-24-2019, 01:51 PM   #71954
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Would we be that surprised?
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Old 07-24-2019, 01:53 PM   #71955
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If it were aired on BBC ?
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Old 07-24-2019, 10:04 PM   #71956
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Why can't we get BBC on cable across the pond?
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Old 07-24-2019, 11:28 PM   #71957
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Is BBC available on a streaming channel?
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Old 07-25-2019, 02:28 AM   #71958
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If we have to pay extortionate amounts for a TV license why should you get auntie Beeb for free?
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Old 07-25-2019, 07:53 AM   #71959
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Old 07-25-2019, 12:27 PM   #71960
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Doesn't it depend on what you are looking for!?
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Old 07-25-2019, 12:40 PM   #71961
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Aren't the best things in life free?
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Old 07-25-2019, 12:43 PM   #71962
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What do you consider to be the best things?
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Old 07-25-2019, 02:25 PM   #71963
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Isn’t the answer in your post signature?
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Old 07-25-2019, 02:27 PM   #71964
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Are you asking me or telling me?
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Old 07-26-2019, 06:34 AM   #71965
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Would you rather be asked, or told?
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Old 07-26-2019, 08:03 AM   #71966
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Think she prefers men who “take charge”?
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Old 07-26-2019, 10:14 AM   #71967
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Do you want to be a leader?
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Old 07-26-2019, 11:08 AM   #71968
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Shall we rock, paper, scissors for it?
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Old 07-26-2019, 11:37 AM   #71969
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If I lose the first round can we do 2 out of 3?
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Old 07-26-2019, 11:40 AM   #71970
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Isn't it a given that I'll win?
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Old 07-26-2019, 11:49 AM   #71971
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Do you think it will be that easy?
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Old 07-26-2019, 11:54 AM   #71972
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Or is it that I'm just that stubborn?
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Old 07-26-2019, 12:09 PM   #71973
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Is it a bad thing to not give up on what you want?
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Old 07-26-2019, 12:11 PM   #71974
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Don’t we always want what we can’t have?
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Shall I quote the one in the hand proverb? Or did I just?
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