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Old 09-08-2019, 06:40 PM   #18201
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I'm not sure yet. Another half-hour of work to finish and an errand to run. The answer is "probably".

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Old 09-08-2019, 06:47 PM   #18202
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Ummmm. Gag. The only thing pumpkin spice is good for is pie!!!

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Old 09-08-2019, 06:59 PM   #18203
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yep, I do

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Old 09-08-2019, 07:02 PM   #18204
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I always have to work in the morning, but still on vacation so it is unpaid work!

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Old 09-08-2019, 07:21 PM   #18205
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yep,lots

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Old 09-08-2019, 08:37 PM   #18206
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Nope. Rarely eat out

Tnptp just poured a fresh beverage
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Old 09-09-2019, 01:37 AM   #18207
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No, but I pulled one out of a Lunchables.

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Old 09-09-2019, 09:05 PM   #18208
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always

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Old 09-09-2019, 09:52 PM   #18209
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Not yet. 90's coming back (not the decade!)

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Old 09-16-2019, 09:40 AM   #18210
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Yes I do!

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Old 09-18-2019, 03:19 PM   #18211
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No, I don't

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Old 10-12-2019, 10:15 PM   #18212
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No not a single one

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Old 10-13-2019, 02:09 AM   #18213
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Nope, no leaves on the boat, I will if I ever get home

Tnptp ... likes a good buzz every now and then
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Old 10-14-2019, 09:53 AM   #18214
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Nope

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Old 10-14-2019, 09:55 AM   #18215
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Nope I'm just gonna be running some errands

TNPTP is ready for halloween?
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Old 10-14-2019, 10:28 AM   #18216
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No, haven’t gotten the candy yet

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Old 10-14-2019, 09:58 PM   #18217
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Nah, I'm good at waiting for November 1.

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Old 10-15-2019, 04:24 PM   #18218
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I'll take either, but prefer summer

Tnptp .. has snow during winter
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Old 10-15-2019, 08:19 PM   #18219
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Yes we do get snow

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Old 10-15-2019, 08:28 PM   #18220
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Thankfully no!

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A little

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Old 10-15-2019, 08:42 PM   #18222
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I’m up most days by 5am. Most of my exercise is all the walking I do all day

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Old 10-16-2019, 03:53 PM   #18223
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That depends on what’s considered late usually 10-11 depending on what’s on tv

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That would feel nice

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Old 10-17-2019, 12:00 AM   #18225
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Nah, I just need some sleep!

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