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Old 06-21-2017, 06:40 PM   #451
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No but then again is masturbating on their desk while smelling their chair really flirting?
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Old 06-24-2017, 07:51 PM   #452
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A creepy guy at work finally got fired for sexual harassment.. so, apparently no?
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Old 06-24-2017, 08:36 PM   #453
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A creepy guy at work finally got fired for sexual harassment.. so, apparently no?
I was only sniffing your keyboard after lunch ... jeez
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Old 06-24-2017, 08:41 PM   #454
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I was only sniffing your keyboard after lunch ... jeez
I am pretty sure it was not you Plus this guy wasn't fun pervy flirty, or even sexually devestating panty dropping flirty.. he was straight up creepy ewwww kinda stuff.
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Old 06-24-2017, 08:43 PM   #455
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Seemed OK until I discovered she could speak English far better than I thought.
Now I worry the gossip will get back to you know who.
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Old 06-24-2017, 08:57 PM   #456
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I am pretty sure it was not you Plus this guy wasn't fun pervy flirty, or even sexually devestating panty dropping flirty.. he was straight up creepy ewwww kinda stuff.
Kind of like licking your cupcakes in the fridge and hiding pics of me sleeping, in your car?
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Old 06-24-2017, 09:34 PM   #457
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Kind of like licking your cupcakes in the fridge and hiding pics of me sleeping, in your car?
Nah, that's hot and sexy kind of flirting. I'd let my work friends with benefits lick my cupcakes.
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Old 06-24-2017, 10:31 PM   #458
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Nah, that's hot and sexy kind of flirting. I'd let my work friends with benefits lick my cupcakes.
But in the fridge? That's pretty intimate.... but If that's how you roll are you guys hiring?
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Old 06-25-2017, 12:05 AM   #459
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Old 06-25-2017, 12:24 AM   #460
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Only with proper supervision per osha regulations
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Old 06-25-2017, 12:51 AM   #461
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What if you're your own boss? Does that mean you can get fresh with yourself?
it's called masturbation
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:57 PM   #462
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no. unless its the boss, then it is fine
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:08 AM   #463
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There are many stories of teachers hooking up but I've never gone there.
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:12 AM   #464
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Im thinkin it can be tricky to say the least.. For the record dating is much worse.. ya can marry em..
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:50 AM   #465
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It should be positively encouraged.....anything to make the work less stressful
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Old 10-08-2017, 11:02 AM   #466
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Let me check the HR handbook.. That’s a negative Ghost Rider.
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Old 10-08-2017, 11:33 AM   #467
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Sho' is where I work...we're a bunch of flirty mutha furkers with dirty minds
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Old 10-08-2017, 05:59 PM   #468
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Depends on when , where, and who
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Not just no but hell no.

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Old 10-14-2017, 11:54 PM   #470
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Old 10-23-2017, 10:24 PM   #471
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Yes.

Unless you work at a prison.
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It's actually welcomed at my workplace now. Not that my target, umm, object of desire approves but, he doesn't get to make the decisions these days
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Old 10-25-2017, 06:13 PM   #473
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I don't interact with a lot of people at my job anymore (thank god), and my most immediate Co worker is very, very gay. He's my Gusband (gay husband) so, we flirt in the most disgustingly perverted ways knowing that it's all just laughs. Otherwise, naw, most of the people I work with are super young or just not my kind of people. Who wants that kind of drama at work anyway?
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I flirt but they all know where my heart lies... I make it clear there will be nothing more than flirtatious comments.. I swear clear of sexual talk... U find its a okay until someone steps over that crazy invisible li e
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According to the sexual harassment training given out done years ago we aren’t supposed to even compliment people of the opposite gender on their attire!
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