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Old 05-11-2018, 10:19 AM   #5451
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Violets are blue
Roses are red...
You titillate both..
I'm referring to my head.
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Old 05-11-2018, 01:01 PM   #5452
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't write poems
But some posts here are blue
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Old 05-11-2018, 05:01 PM   #5453
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Roses are red
Like the color of beets
If I pull out too fast
I might dribble on her feets

Wait...wut?
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Old 05-11-2018, 08:20 PM   #5454
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Roses are red
Woot, woot it's Friday night
Shit! I can't get it in
Never had one this tight!
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Old 05-15-2018, 04:27 PM   #5455
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Roses are red
It's a sign you're a prick
When you make fun of others
While you're being a dick
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Old 05-15-2018, 04:40 PM   #5456
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Roses are red,
Black sheets on the bed,
He smiled as he whispered
"C'mere, give me head."
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Old 05-15-2018, 04:41 PM   #5457
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Roses are red
violets stand still
don't look at me
Im over the hill
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Old 05-15-2018, 05:10 PM   #5458
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Leggy is pretty
And we all know it too
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Old 05-15-2018, 05:34 PM   #5459
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Leggy is pretty
And we all know it too
you are sweet
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Old 05-15-2018, 10:53 PM   #5460
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Roses are red,
Violets in spasms,
Hope you enjoy
Multiple orgasms
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Old 05-15-2018, 11:09 PM   #5461
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Roses are red
Sun makes them grow
The only time she screamed
I'd put it in the wrong hole
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Old 05-18-2018, 09:08 PM   #5462
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Roses are red
My balls are so blue
If you touch my penis
I'll cover you with goo.
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Old 05-18-2018, 09:15 PM   #5463
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
She has a pretty smile
And beautiful soft hair too
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Old 05-18-2018, 09:17 PM   #5464
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why screw one
When you can screw two.
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Old 05-21-2018, 04:23 AM   #5465
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
The days that you're red,
are the days that I'm blue.
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Old 05-21-2018, 09:57 PM   #5466
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Roses are red
don't eat them in bed

Violets are blue
they grow in the zoo

buttercups are yellow
to this weird old fellow

most leaves are green
if you know what I mean

what's my point?
hell if I know
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