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Old 08-15-2015, 07:03 PM   #1
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Default Best way for picking up chicks at Wal-Mart?

I'm being sent to America for September and October. Even have a plane ticket.

Really looking forward to shopping at Wal-Mart. I hear that it's the best place to pick up chicks. Advice?
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:31 PM   #2
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I am thinking it is toys section aisle 13 or so.. they are usually playing with ducks

Sorry Ivan, did not mean to make fun of ur question.. but ..
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:39 PM   #3
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I'm being sent to America for September and October. Even have a plane ticket.

Really looking forward to shopping at Wal-Mart. I hear that it's the best place to pick up chicks. Advice?
Go to the poultry department early in the week, for freshness.
Pick a brand name.
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:44 PM   #4
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Go to the poultry department early in the week, for freshness.
Pick a brand name.
It helps if you just drop a few kernels of corn all the way out to your car .... uhhh, so I hear .... I mean ... I wouldn't know, ya know?
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Check out peopleofwalmart.com for a taste of who you might find there.

Hmmm, hadn't occured to me to go hunting there. I might need to try that.
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Old 08-16-2015, 12:10 AM   #6
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Tell her, the pink in her Hello Kitty pj's, bring out the blue in her eyes
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Old 08-16-2015, 12:16 AM   #7
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Old 08-16-2015, 12:20 AM   #8
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Tell her you will let her ride in your blue buggie.....maybe buy her a rotisserie chicken? Either of those should work.
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get a part time job there or loiter in the carpark selling meth.
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Tell her you will let her ride in your blue buggie.....maybe buy her a rotisserie chicken? Either of those should work.
Who wouldn't love a rotisserie chicken
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Old 08-16-2015, 12:36 AM   #11
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Exactly. ...and maybe a cut-n-style too

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Nice thing about walmart is that many of them allow you to park overnight in a motorhome or trailer, so you can set up a bbq and make that chicken for her iI right there. Add in the $3.00 box of wine, and she'll be all yours.
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Now THAT'S how you wine and dine a lady

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Nice thing about walmart is that many of them allow you to park overnight in a motorhome or trailer, so you can set up a bbq and make that chicken for her iI right there. Add in the $3.00 box of wine, and she'll be all yours.
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Nothing ut the best for my walmart womenb
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Old 08-16-2015, 01:59 AM   #15
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Wear pajamas (preferably women's), burp as much as possible, and don't shower for a week prior to your visit. Also, do not brush your teeth or wear deodorant. Hygiene is a dirty word - oh the irony.
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Yup...flaunt those fleece camo pj bottoms exposin justtttttttttt enough crackwhen ya bend over and don't forget the oversized tee shirts, you know the ones with some ridiculous saying on it such as "Fart Now Loading" or "Drink Til You Want Me"...You'll have em' swoonin in no time
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Tell them you know me.
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Tell them your trailer has hot water.
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I just ran a google search.

Its said a bag of skittles and a 6 pack of bud light will do the trick.
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It worked on me.
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I don't believe there is a bad way. Anything should work.
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Tell her you will let her ride in your blue buggie.....maybe buy her a rotisserie chicken? Either of those should work.
That rotisserie chicken is surprisingly good. Salty, greasy meat roasting under a lamp in a plastic bag shouldn't taste so yummy.
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